What do you hate about gyms?

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There are heaps of things i hate about the gym. But these especially mame my blood boil...

When personal trainers see the need to take their clients out into the carpark to jog around. Dont spill over outside the gym, for f sake stay inside.

When fat blokes go to yoga classes to gawk at the hot instructor chick. But they dont do any other exercise / weights etc. Get on the treadmill you big fat shit.

When fatty girls dont wear a bra and get in on a spin bike. pump their legs wobbling about. Your not ready for spin class your behemoth with your boobs facing north and south

When red headed blokes with fair skin use fake tan to look more toned. Come on man, just accept your a ginger meggs.

What do you hate abiout gyms.
 

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sharing other peoples viruses by using the same equipment what the sick basturds just used.
 

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sharing other peoples viruses by using the same equipment what the sick basturds just used.
Indians. True story.

I live in Blacktown ffs. They even supply complementary deodorant and they still don't use it lol

PS the boss is a funny Indian guy. He gives me an antiseptic spray to use as he knows my condition.

PPS every Indian I know is a funny ****.
 

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Indians. True story.

I live in Blacktown ffs. They even supply complementary deodorant and they still don't use it lol

PS the boss is a funny Indian guy. He gives me an antiseptic spray to use as he knows my condition.

PPS every Indian I know is a funny ****.

you probably have no bare foot bogans or 200 kilo Tongans in your area.

I bought my own gym equipment , saved myself gym membership plus saved myself from getting sick every second week.
 

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I hate being objectified. All those women staring at my ancient Greece god sculpted body makes me uncomfortable.
 

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you probably have no bare foot bogans or 200 kilo Tongans in your area.

I bought my own gym equipment , saved myself gym membership plus saved myself from getting sick every second week.
There is only one skinny bogan junkie ****, he lifts 2 or 3 reps then checks out his chicken wings in the mirror for 10 mins lol

Rest are all Indians, some a big dudes.
 

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Back when I used the gym what annoyed me most was mirror junkies. It's ok to be proud of yourself but FFS some really vain people occupy gyms and vanity just pisses me off. Even worse was that the last gym I was a member of had a fucking awkward set of showers without even a curtain separating them. I really don't want to see other dudes running round with nothing on. Generally only went in there if I needed a piss badly. Never once used the showers in there.
 
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