If you were coach for the remaining rounds

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What would you do?

Would you bring in young players like Cleeland so they get a taste of 1st grade so they have an idea of what it is like when they train in the summer? Or perhaps they will be playing behind a badly beaten forward pack and it could create doubt?
 

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Put some fkn agression in our pack, find a decent #9, teach halves how to throw long cut out passes in front of ball runners, teach players how to hit holes, run support in numbers,the fundamentals are lacking at belmore. There is still plenty to work with player wise if you know what your doing, unlike someone we know.
 

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We shouldn't introduce juniors to the Nrl squad at this stage eventhough the fresh blood is tempting. The reserve grade still have alot to play for unlike the top tier team and it wont be of benefit to them to join a bunch of losers for a few rounds. It may be a Desaster.
 

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If I was the coach, since our clubs a joke, have a laugh.

Make the players take the field wearing their jersey and shorts backwards..

We are the laughing stock already so why not confirm it.
 

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A cattle prod a lighter and their pay checks , ill get em moving
 

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Id try a few juniors but nothing serious. If i was coach Des wouldnt be, so the players we have wouldnt play shit any more
 

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What I would do is get all the boys together and just tell them you are all shit and look at once was a proud club has now become a embarrassment club.

Hash tag should be after each game #embarrassedtobeabulldog

Then tell them to all leave their contracts or else I'll have a hit man on them.
 

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Moses to fullback
Cleeland to 5/8
Woolford to Hooker

Regardless of how it goes I think it would give us all somthing to look forward to
 

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Moses to fullback
Cleeland to 5/8
Woolford to Hooker

Regardless of how it goes I think it would give us all somthing to look forward to
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Matter if you had a spine of billy slater Thurston Cronk and smith will we see them succeed under des

We can pick the Australian team to play under des and they would still lose
 

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Wander the halls dressed as Grimace, introducing myself as Castle.
Then take a dump on Dibs desk.
 

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What i might try is asking for a 2 million dollar, 2 year extension, before i have proven that i have changed anything at all to fix our previous failures. Des did so and hes sitting pretty. He could get a million dollars from us, not to coach us going forward. I want that gig
 

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We are the coaches in the final rounds, there is fuk all tactics at the moment so they gotta get back to basics, five days on defence and one day on set completion, we are stuffed so lets just build on next year now.
 

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At this point in time id just get the forwards not running, but raging straight ahead. The roll on will come after that. I nearly cried watching the eels running hard like animals (and most other teams for that matter), knowing that that's what we were known for once upon a time.
 

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Just have some fun out there and play like you have nothing to lose (which you don't), and entertain us.

Find some spirit and be aggressive. Have a fucking dig.
 
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Tell the boys to have a crack ****
 

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Is put hasler as prop and make sure he hits it up at least 3 tackles a set

I'm sure that would bring the crowds back

Watching the **** get smashed would drive membership numbers through the roof
 
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