Dad jokes

[Bad Billy]

"Did you know that 2 out of every 3 people live next to a pedophile"?
"Not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 year olds"

 

[Bad Billy]

Q: What do you call a gay Jew?
A: A Heblew

 

[Trendsetter]

Having sex with a chick last night, she kept calling out someone else's name.... Who the fuck is Rape?

 

[Alexander the Great]

Having sex with a chick last night, she kept calling out someone else's name.... Who the fuck is Rape?

Fking bad one

 

[Upupcronulla]

Here's a bad joke for you all

 

[Trendsetter]

Fking bad one

That's why it fit nicely in this thread

 

[cntrbry bnkstwn]

Here's a bad joke for you all

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as bad as it is, it doesn't even touch parramatta's anniversary logo for crapness

 

[Wolfmother]

Q: What do you call a gay Jew?
A: A Heblew

Todd

 

[khan]

Old joke bro, heard that in 2013, 2014 and 2015 lol

On fire bro! Lol

 

[dogluva]

Okay here are some jokes that my brother sent to me. I got a laugh, hope you do too... ( two of them a rather naughty)

Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...

Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.

I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently,'A meal for two with a hairy view' isn't the best way to announce number 69.

Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feels sick."Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?" Paddy replies "No I only live round the corner."


After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.

 

[Wolfmother]

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

 

[The DoggFather]

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

 

[The DoggFather]

Q: Is Google male or female?

A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

 

[The DoggFather]

Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?

A: She fits into your wife's clothes.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Okay prior warning .. this one is BRUTAL!!!

Q: What's the best way to bring out the inner child in a woman?
A: With a coathanger

annnnd if I was religious I'd be going straight to hell

 

[bluedog]

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: A megasourass

 

[CroydonDog]

Gay dinosaur

You can edit posts now

(I do all the time owing to my fat fingers and the fact i'm drunk most of the time when posting).

 

[Lady Emerald]

Glad to see my thread is still humouring people (no pun intended but the lame ass joke was.)

Also @ASSASSIN stop posting funny jokes you bastard! Its supposed to be lame shitty jokes

 

[bluedog]

You can edit posts now

(I do all the time owing to my fat fingers and the fact i'm drunk most of the time when posting).

Thanks mate.

 

[Bob dog]

Yep, theyre bad jokes, just like the title says.