The best sledges in sport!

[Stoofy]

Spectator Sledges Josh Mantellato

I saw this last night on the Monday Night With Matty Johns Show last night. Its not too bad.

I know there is a fair bit of this with SOO, Cricket & Football.

Add the good ones!

[video=youtube;3X7BbD8NKmI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X7BbD8NKmI[/video]

 

[El_Magic]

Wendell sailor spent a game calling some nobody Kate. At the end of the game he asked dell why he called him Kate. He said cos I'm famous and you're almost famous Hahaha

 

[chris_e_fresh]

ive had two against me playing soccer

a guy nutmegged me and runs past and said " keep your legs closed you slut"

ball hit my foot and went a bit in front

" you have the touch of a rapist "

i laughed at both

 

[The DoggFather]

Some little winger called me a f***wit so I replied "Ooooh, do you blow your father with that mouth?"

 

[pillow]

Spectator Sledges Josh Mantellato

I saw this last night on the Monday Night With Matty Johns Show last night. Its not too bad.

I know there is a fair bit of this with SOO, Cricket & Football.

Add the good ones!

[video=youtube;3X7BbD8NKmI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X7BbD8NKmI[/video]

What a sad ****.

Rod marsh and Ian Botham - Marsh asked Botham when he got to the crease 'how's your wife and my kids?' to which botham replied 'wife's fine, kids are retarded'

Apparently the Aussies would make train sounds when chris cairns came out to bat...his sister was killed in a train accident

 

[Stoofy]

What a sad ****.

Rod marsh and Ian Botham - Marsh asked Botham when he got to the crease 'how's your wife and my kids?' to which botham replied 'wife's fine, kids are retarded'

Apparently the Aussies would make train sounds when chris cairns came out to bat...his sister was killed in a train accident

Thats way too far.

If I was Chris I would have cracked them across the head with the bat!

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

Didn't Glenn McGrath once ask a Sth African batsman "Why are you such a fat ****" to get the reply, "Because everytime I **** your wife she gives me a cookie "
Apparently even his Aussie teamates laughed at that comeback.
McGrath liked to dish it but could never take it. He once asked a West Indian Batsman "What doe Brian Laras dick taste like ". ...... "why don't you ask your wife to tell you " was the reply.He went beserk .

 

[billybob]

Apparently the Aussies would make train sounds when chris cairns came out to bat...his sister was killed in a train accident

Hope that part is not true, f**king disgusting if the players actually did.

 

[El_Magic]

I think it was O'meley once said to Farah are you still whinging about not being picker for origin? Farah says are you still a fat **** Lol

 

[south of heaven]

Hope that part is not true, f**king disgusting if the players actually did.

I'm all for a good slegde but there is a difference from frustrating your opposition to being a down right ****

 

[Stoofy]

What did Ennis actually say to Hindmash a few years back to make him go nuts?

 

[Nano]

What did Ennis actually say to Hindmash a few years back to make him go nuts?

Probably said he ass wasn't that good lol

 

[Nano]

Rod marsh and Ian Botham - Marsh asked Botham when he got to the crease 'how's your wife and my kids?' to which botham replied 'wife's fine, kids are retarded'

Apparently the Aussies would make train sounds when chris cairns came out to bat...his sister was killed in a train accident

First one is funny as but the second one is way too far...

 

[pillow]

Steve Waugh was apparently one of the biggest ****s on the field

 

[The DoggFather]

Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you're fu*king useless now". Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut & now I hear you've married her. You dumb ****".

 

[Bry]

There was one with Merv Hughes and Javed Miandad. As Javed was coming onto the field to bat he said to Merv that he looks like a fat bus controller. Merv bowled him first ball and on his follow through after bowling him he held out his hands wandering down the pitch saying "Tickets please"

 

[Captain Kickass]

I've been sledged hundreds of times at cricket, and heard even more ... but these three stick out.

1 = Wore my NSW training shirt to midweek indoor (like a real idiot), keeper from first-grade outdoor goes "Nice shirt mate. Who's is it ?"

2 = First game ever at rep indoor, lad from Liverpool goes "Cool shoes. They both yours ?" ... 4 people crack up laughing around me and I get out first ball.

3 = This one was a team-mate at outdoor when I was filing, he just got a hat-trick, and his 4th wicket in row was a cracker of an in-swinger which removed off stump ... he jogs down the pitch, hi-5'ing team-mates and goes "WooHOOO ... and YOU can f*ck off AS WELL !!!"

 

[Stoofy]

[video=youtube;NbpA1Ie6xGA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbpA1Ie6xGA[/video]

 

[El_Magic]

Dean Waugh playing at Bankstown ovsl on Sydney grade played and missed a bunch of balls and the keeper says **** I swear you must be adopted

 

[coach]

http://top20cricketsledges.blogspot.com.au/2009/08/20-greatest-cricket-sledges.html?m=1 crackers on here