Canberra man lodges fork in penis

[deimus]

http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle...es-fork-in-penis/story-fneuzlbd-1226699880200

 

[Natboy]

Blake Ferguson?

 

[deimus]

My sister was a bit behind the times, asked if it was Todd Carney lol

 

[blueyedsamurai]

If he sticks forks up his dick for sexual pleasure I would be checking to see if he has sex slaves in his house or sick shit on his computer

 

[Moe]

This guy has been alive for to long lol. Taking experimentation to a new level

 

[Mr Invisible]

See this is why elderly peoples hearing needs regular testing.

Elderly Wife with heavy Scottish accent: Honey we haven't fawked in a while.
Elderly Man: Ok sweetheart I'll start now *heads to the kitchen cutlery draw* READY!!!

..........

Seriously .. i don't.. i can't... i .... *amazed*

How the frig did he fit it up his piss hole??? What's he do for an encore performance .. stick a 2x4 up his pooper?

 

[Captain Kickass]

Oh come on people .... if you haven't jammed cutlery up your wang, you're not living !!!

 

[Mr Invisible]

"The one time ... at Food Camp ..."

 

[Stoofy]

If he shoves a fork up is prick, what on earth does he shove up his ass?

 

[Slippery]

Forking. You're doin it wrong.

 

[OTTO]

Not sure if im supposed to type WTF or LOL ...

 

[MeskBrah]

it felt good

 

[Bob dog]

Typical senile old fooker, how can a 70yo even wanna try anything kinky?
Better than a senile 70yo trying to spy on you wankin off.

 

[Stoofy]

Typical senile old fooker, how can a 70yo even wanna try anything kinky?
Better than a senile 70yo trying to spy on you wankin off.

[video=youtube;dbaf1YXeHQ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbaf1YXeHQ4[/video]

 

[Raysie]

Now that's forked up.

 

[-Kurry-]

Obviously he was gardening naked and fell on to the fork.

 

[Slippery]

I love how he presented himself to Canberra hospital. So fitting.

Well, not really.

 

[Vlasnik]

Gives a new meaning to go fork yourself

 

[Dex]

It could be worse. He could had got a dog to suck his c0ck

 

[Moe]

lol @ all the puns

What I want to is why he chose a fork? why not a spoon, a butter knife, icecream scoop etc