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Why did the Leb cross the road?
To bash the chicken

Why did the leb call 50 of his cousins?
Cause he was getting bashed

Why did the leb call 50 more cousins?
To call them for the 3zemeh
 

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An oldie but a goodie.

Q: 3 Aboriginals in a Hyundai Excel were killed when their car veered off the road and over a cliff. Why is it a tragedy?
A: Because a Hyundai Excel seats 5.

Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
A: Air is free.
 

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Heard that first joke years ago... Longer version with Pauline Hansons fish & chip shop
 

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What do you call an aboriginal with a peg leg?

Sh*t on a stick
 

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What do you call a group of Aborigines in a pool?

Sewerage.
 

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Boy goes to a catholic priest and asks if it is a sin to masturbate whilst thinking of your sister.

Priest says "Well son, wanking is a sin in the eyes of the lord, but the bigger sin is thinking of your sister when you have 2 gorgeous little brothers! "
 

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Coon walks into a bar with one thong on. Barman say "Lost a thong mate?" Coon says "Nah. found one".
 

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Coon walks into a bar with a Seagull on his shoulder. Barman says "Where did you find that?' Seagull says "Down at the tip".
 
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a coon jew and arab walk into a bar....bartender says get out
 
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a dyslexic walked into a bra

did you hear about the devil worshipping dyslexic who sold his sould to santa?
 
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or the dyslexic pimp who opened his own warehouse

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIED
 

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Why wasn't jesus born in australia?

they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
 

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What do you call a group of Aborigines in a pool?

Sewerage.
No, that's what you call Coco Pops!

The real version goes:

What do you call an Aboriginal jumping off a waterfall?

Sewerage.
 
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