I'm in.
Good it's a sunday. I work saturdays.
I dare someone to run at me. I've been told that after running into me it feels like you were just in a car accident.
Hope you all know a good panel beater.
In attack? More steps than a fire exit. When i throw a pass, you pass out. Extreme precision.
My kicking game is second to none. I taught chuck norris, who then taught andrew johns.
I can drop a football on the pin from an air pump fifty metres away. I also make the ball bounce up and down thirty times exactly vertical so it pumps itself up.
I also smoke a pack a day so when i make a break one of you ****s better support me coz if you make me look stupid i'll ****ing go home.