How To Handle Irritating Airplane Seat Mates

[MattyB]

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING AIRPLANE SEAT MATES


If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions: (and maybe say goodbye!).
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

 

[=Sarah=]

haha lol

 

[B-Train]

LOL.

But what if you don't have a laptop?

I guess you would just have to do it the old fashioned way.

 

[=Sarah=]

p.s. OLD!!!

 

[moefromoz]

LMAO...that's great, haven't seen that before.

 

[MattyB]

What does the message say at the top?
I wasn't sure if i should post it, didn't want to offend

 

[moefromoz]

What does the message say at the top?
I wasn't sure if i should post it, didn't want to offend

I have nfi, but I'm guessing it says something like....
'Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye'

[the old bomb in the laptop trick]

 

[Hasoon]

it says absolutley jak ****. its just arabic writing with no meaning. obviuously done by a non arabic speaking person lol

 

[Bob dog]

Or you could try Blaqdogs 'spin the meat' link

 

[dragons_princess]

Once on a flight recently to the Gold Coast I was sitting on the plane next to this seemingly normal man, and he was talking to me about random things, and as I will talk to anyone...

Anyway apon our arrival on the Gold Coast the fedral police got on board and they had a picture of the guy sitting next to me, and arrested him and took him off the aircraft, kinda a scary thought.

 

[steve1700]

lol its not a virus is it

 

[Just Me]

Old!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guard Dog]

Once on a flight recently to the Gold Coast I was sitting on the plane next to this seemingly normal man, and he was talking to me about random things, and as I will talk to anyone...

Anyway apon our arrival on the Gold Coast the fedral police got on board and they had a picture of the guy sitting next to me, and arrested him and took him off the aircraft, kinda a scary thought.

were they in uniform or plain clothes?