Confucius Says:

[DoggyStylz]

Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in
front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.

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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.

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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.

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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.

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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.

 

[mofo sixx]

Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.

bahahahahahahaha

 

[Captain Kickass]

Man who run through turnstyle at airport
going to Bangkok !

Man with hand on tool
not always mechanic.

 

[..shurrup..]

loll

 

[Wahesh]

I imagined a chinese man reading those out to me. That's what it sounded like.

 

[The Beer Baron]

I imagined a chinese man reading those out to me. That's what it sounded like.

lol, me too. I didn't realize that I did until I read your thread.

 

[byebyeUTAI]

very funny .... lol

 

[steve1700]

man who putts willie in
peanut butter is fuking nuts

 

[MattyB]

Man who run through turnstyle at airport
going to Bangkok !

Man with hand on tool
not always mechanic.

Ma whowalk through revolving door/turnstyle at airport with ERECTION is going to Bangkok

 

[moefromoz]

Man with no legs
Just bums around
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Woman who marries detctive
Ends up kissing D!ck
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Man who drops watch in toilet
Ends up having sh!tty time
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To become a master fisherman
Man must first become a master baiter
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Man kicked in testicles
Ends up holding the bag
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Man who pulls out too fast
Ends up leaving rubber behind
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[dragons_princess]

Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.

bahahahahahahaha

HAHAHA that is HILARIOUS

ahhh confucious

 

[mofo sixx]

confucious rocks

 

[dragons_princess]

confucious rocks

We had a HUGE dress up party come as something that started with C and someone came as Confucious it was HILARIOUS he was dishing out advice all night

 

[mofo sixx]

We had a HUGE dress up party come as something that started with C and someone came as Confucious it was HILARIOUS he was dishing out advice all night

i would have come dressed as Custard & stole you right from under his feet

 

[dragons_princess]

i would have come dressed as Custard & stole you right from under his feet

Well Davo, that might have been an option but you know as well as I do, nothing compares to the "real" Custard

 

[mofo sixx]

Well Davo, that might have been an option but you know as well as I do, nothing compares to the "real" Custard

this is true BUT:

Monaco bar >> Custard

 

[dragons_princess]

this is true BUT:

Monaco bar >> Custard

Ill still take the Custard any day,

Plus Davo, I have no idea what a Monaco bar is

So thus you will have to try harder

 

[mofo sixx]

Ill still take the Custard any day,

Plus Davo, I have no idea what a Monaco bar is

So thus you will have to try harder

the Monaco bar is only the greatest ice cream ever, its an ice cream sandwich with soft biscuit playing the part of the bread!

*think maxibon only better*

they r to die for!

see monaco bar >>> sloppy bowl of vanilla custard

 

[dragons_princess]

the Monaco bar is only the greatest ice cream ever, its an ice cream sandwich with soft biscuit playing the part of the bread!

*think maxibon only better*

they r to die for!

see monaco bar >>> sloppy bowl of vanilla custard

Hmm this is tempting as I love ice-cream, but I love the thick Custard more, as the tub has enough to share

Oh Davo, you do not let me forget do you

 

[mofo sixx]

Hmm this is tempting as I love ice-cream, but I love the thick Custard more, as the tub has enough to share

Oh Davo, you do not let me forget do you

forget the custard, one nibble of the monaco bar & you will never want to taste custard again, the firm monaco bar with chocolate outter layer is superior to the flaccid texture of custard, monaco bar will leave you satisfied everytime