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Lord Almighty

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Im not saying a dirty d1ck WILL DEFINITELY cause cancer. But it can happen. Just like smoking. Some people smoke all their lives and dont get cancer. Others take a few puffs and they get cancer.

Saying that you WILL NOT get cancer from a dirty d1ck is like saying you WILL NOT get cancer from smoking. You just dont know...
I dont think you get cancer froma dirty diznick. I mean im sure there's pornos where blokes urinate in women's *****...they practically do everything else in them.

you are an idiot at times.

smoking while pregnant produces underweight babies, and some studies have shown the children have learning problems.
drinking causes FAS

people are vaccinated for MMR in this country.

oh my god you're retarded...
ROFLLOLLIPOP. That's a Reni Maitua-esque comment Elise.

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Aside from the clearly awful news, FFS is you're gonna be sexually active and not use a condom FFS can ya'll keep it clean and shyt bloody hell. Otherwise stay the fcuk away from me. Some sexually active ppl, guys n gals are so fkn careless and dirty it's vulgar.

Anyway the q'n is...i mean srsly. who would keep and raise a "torso baby"? i mean srsly put urself in that position.. Unfortunately I wouldn't knw wtf to do.
 

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LOLLLLLLL!!!!

Took me a while to figure that one out :o :o
lol so did i. i thought it was a reply to a retarded comment.
hmm i wonder if they had man made limbs (prosthetics i think is the word?) would it be at all effective?
 

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i know this is going to sound AWFUL, but with any luck, this baby won't live very long. the quality of life is going to be appalling.

btw rami, HPV isn't caused by poor hygeine lol!!!!!
 
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woah, that is real sad. I cant imagine looking after a torso baby. I just wouldnt want to be in that position.
 

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i know this is going to sound AWFUL, but with any luck, this baby won't live very long. the quality of life is going to be appalling.

btw rami, HPV isn't caused by poor hygeine lol!!!!!
what would cause them not to live that long Dr. Boobsee?
 

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if there are other birth defects at play, ie. cardio, respiratory, etc.

if not, i feel for everyone involved.

i'm so heartless at times...
 

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Hello Dr. Nick Riviera remember me?

Well if it isn't Mr McGreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
 

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Leesee I see where you are coming from, how awful would it be :(
 

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why wouldnt she have a scan? because you have one healthy baby doesnt mean all your otherw will be. idiot!


how sad though :(
 

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Dude you are 110% dead wrong. Cervical cancer is due to changing of cells which is caused by HPV (Human Papilloma Virus) - a virus which 80-90% of sexually active people have, most of which lies dormant. There are many strands of HPV - some change the cervical cells, others produce genital warts, the list goes on and on and on.

Rami I'm sorry, but you are DEAD wrong on this.
HPV is transmitted through sex..but rami you are wrong. You dont have to be a DIRTY person to get sexually transmitted things..you could get it first time having sex..
 

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^^^ Not all the time KM - u can get HPV without even having intercourse.
 

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^^^ Not all the time KM - u can get HPV without even having intercourse.
oh of course yeah, virgins can result in cervical cancer too ...but it is easily transmitted through sex lol
 

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woah!!! who needs school or uni when u have the kennel!!! LMAO!!!!

rami its ok u can spam all u like :D

i like spam. esp yours :p
 

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omg I just got shivers reading that. That's terrible.
 

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Has there been evidence to suggest so?



I'm no doctor tbh, so I wouldnt know for sure. Not that its a guarantee you will get cervical cancer either.

I think it depends on the bloke and how clean he is. Because traces of urine can get caught inside the foreskin, and as the male thrusts deep into the cervix, he may be contaminating the cervix with his urine (bacteria).

I think a smart idea would be to keep the head sterilised and not touching the penis before inserting it inside ladies, and make sure he washes his d1ck :p
Good advice imo
 

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If you're pregnant and you know it clap your hands!

If you can clap your hands, you're not that pregnant.
 
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