Recent content by Grunthos

One of the worst losses I have seen! Another reason I hate state of origin when we have players in. Fortunately we should be in the finals this year and probably in with a good chance of a grand final aperance. Hoppfully they will learn from last night's debacle and won't repeat that garbage...

Breathe, hold, squeeze, follow through, it's just that simple. (Or more likely a fibre optic drone when he's on the golf course...)

Iran Issues Fatwa to Kill Trump Mind you CBN News is a hard right christian broadcaster of limited credibility. https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/christian-broadcasting-network-cbn/

Cover them with enough Sriracha sauce and they'll never know.

But the bergers are heavenly..!

The sacred cow makes the best hamburger... Mark Twain.

It's nice to know that Australians and Canadians aren't as stupid as americans...

That's trumps america, and the most disturbing thing is if an election were held tomorrow, they would still vote for him!

Way too slow. Close to the line and hitting the ball up, he's a bulldozer; however, he will never sprint the length of the field to score...

I only smoke after sex. I'm a thirty a day man!

Great moments in history. It is the dawn of civilisation. 250.000 years BC, and man discovers fire... 250.000 BC years + five minutes, man discovers BBQ!!! And all the rest is mere detail!

"Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord!" That's all right by me, as long as he doesn't dawdle about and I can watch!

Jedi master Yoda sings the Beatles' "Hard Day's Night." "♫ It has been a night of hard days, and I, like a dog, have been working..♫"

I was thinking about sacrificing a virgin to the Gods the other day when it struck me. If I really wanted to be in their good books, perhaps I'd be better off sacrificing someone who knew what they were doing...