Journo Thread

[F R 3 D 5 7 A]

Since *coughs* well respected and credible journalists scroll through this forum for information, I will dedicate a thread especially for them.

Please feel free to drop a *coughs* "credible" post for them to indulge themselves in.

LOL

Can someone sticky this very important thread

 

[tallis12]

Good idea.

 

[chadiwrx]

Well here is what happened yesterday i was walking behind a bulldogs player (name withheld to save embarrassment) i was just about to tap him on the shoulder to say hi. He let go & ripped this enormous fart. He ended up tearing his shorts plus he was not wearing any underpants.

 

[£©]

What the dilio is this about?

 

[Dog-E]

Well - I heard the other day - from an insider I know esconced deep inside John Howard's cabinet, so it MUST be true - that Hazem el Masri is Lebanese - but SHHHHHH! 'Bec & Buzz' will have a FIELD DAY with that one if they ever find out!!! Gotta go to the grave with that one people, ok - I'm just telling you 'cos I like your faces!

Also heard a rumour - and I stress that this is JUST a rumour, so don't bite my head off here - that Luke Patten is crosseyed. Can't say I've ever noticed myself though........

 

[F R 3 D 5 7 A]

Hazem is LEBANESE!!!!!

WTF!

Next youl be telling me he was born in Tripoli!

 

[Mr Miyagi]

I heard that ian roberts is gay LOL

 

[Mr Miyagi]

I also heard that AAD is really a roosters fan in disguise =)

 

[Haztrick]

I also heard that AAD is really a roosters fan in disguise =)

I would rather lay down and have a semi reverse over my nuts than be a Roosters fan..

 

[-Kurry-]

jarrad hiskey is in love with a girl from the west.


but she wont have any of that- oh no!!!!


his best mate reni is secretly wining and dining her while SHE plays on HIM with PW ( name withheld for her safety)


all the meanwhile willie masons brother is a transvestiite who oftenn dresses up in womens clothes and wigs

 

[F R 3 D 5 7 A]

I would rather lay down and have a semi reverse over my nuts than be a Roosters fan..

I dont think you will opt for that.

This is the journo thread. Please provide credible newsworthy stories about our beloved dogs. Please no rumours or innuendo.

Just pure fact.

Dog-E has made a great start.

 

[Haztrick]

Oh ok.. Sorry..

Well, I did hear that Steve Folkes, Willie Mason, Mark O'Meley, Sonny Bill Williams, Hazem El Masri, Matt Utai, Willie Tonga, Brad Morrin and Mason the dog are ready to walk out on the club.. Stay tuned for more.

 

[F R 3 D 5 7 A]

Oh ok.. Sorry..

Well, I did hear that Steve Folkes, Willie Mason, Mark O'Meley, Sonny Bill Williams, Hazem El Masri, Matt Utai, Willie Tonga, Brad Morrin and Mason the dog are ready to walk out on the club.. Stay tuned for more.

I hear they have all been offered peanuts by the Bulldogs. Literally peanuts.

 

[Kim Possible]

jarrad hiskey is in love with a girl from the west.


but she wont have any of that- oh no!!!!


his best mate reni is secretly wining and dining her while SHE plays on HIM with PW ( name withheld for her safety)


all the meanwhile willie masons brother is a transvestiite who oftenn dresses up in womens clothes and wigs

PW omg!!!!!

What about NPW ffs :whacky:

 

[Tha DoggFather]

To any reporters reading this............

Just because you add "allegedly" to your bullsh!t doesnt mean you can keep on bullsh!tting.

Allegedly I hope every single one of you die a slow and painful death. Allegedly I wish you have colon cancer...............GO AND ALLEGEDLY F*** YOURSELF!

Allegedly yours,

DF

 

[Tha DoggFather]

I hear they have all been offered peanuts by the Bulldogs. Literally peanuts.

What type of peanuts? The ones you have to peel yourself, the ones with that red skin on them? Or those hectic ones that have a crunchy coating?

 

[Özil]

To any reporters reading this............

Just because you add "allegedly" to your bullsh!t doesnt mean you can keep on bullsh!tting.

Allegedly I hope every single one of you die a slow and painful death. Allegedly I wish you have colon cancer...............GO AND ALLEGEDLY F*** YOURSELF!

Allegedly yours,

DF

pier akerman will dedicate you a double page in the telu**** tomorrow

 

[Tha DoggFather]

pier akerman can juggle my nuts in his mouth, just like his grandfather taught him

 

[Kim Possible]

*waits for "threats from a Bulldogs fan* to appear in the paper lmao.

 

[Tha DoggFather]

Allegedly