There is another poster who keeps making the same joke about actually being a player and that takes a bit of time to scroll past as well.
Are these types of posters deliberately trying to make the forum a waste of time or are they just using the site as an outlet for their insecurities? (Or both?)
Either way, I'm not really interested if this keeps up. I suspect I'm not alone.
If the mods can't control them then the best way to handle them is for everyone to simply not take the bait.
They will soon lose interest. But that is unlikely as there will always be someone to give these guys what they want. Which is attention.