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[Hacky McAxe]

Who's arse?

Your sister's boyfriend's cousins.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Your sister's boyfriend's cousins.

Wtf how do you know about that? Weird

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Wtf how do you know about that? Weird

Microscopic cameras me and Bill Gates put in everyone. They were inside the vaccines.

 

[The DoggFather]

I HAVE FINALLY EATEN

Nice! What you have?

 

[CQDog]

Nice! What you have?

I had some lamb chops with veggies and some water lol. Pretty boring but just so glad it finally went down and not out

 

[south of heaven]

I was in the mood for hotsauce last night so got me some wicked wings and reaper sauce from woollies, had a bit on the finger meh tasted nice by no means unbearable. So I smothered the chicken like a kid does Devon and sauce sandwiches, eyeballs started to sweat ,lips a bit numb still no chronic burn all good.
Thismorn walking arcoss the oval with my coffee stomach started to rumble , oh shit I ain't making this home bolted back to woollies toilets. 30 minutes later my arsehole looks like a Japanese flag and very tender

 

[Disposable Hero]

I was in the mood for hotsauce last night so got me some wicked wings and reaper sauce from woollies, had a bit on the finger meh tasted nice by no means unbearable. So I smothered the chicken like a kid does Devon and sauce sandwiches, eyeballs started to sweat ,lips a bit numb still no chronic burn all good.
Thismorn walking arcoss the oval with my coffee stomach started to rumble , oh shit I ain't making this home bolted back to woollies toilets. 30 minutes later my arsehole looks like a Japanese flag and very tender

Must have been the preservatives in the wicked wings.

 

[south of heaven]

Must have been the preservatives in the wicked wings.

Not sure what it was but damaged my hole lol

 

[UmoGus]

Not sure what it was but damaged my hole lol

If I have any more then 3 wicked wings in a sitting, my asshole will be torn to shreds

 

[south of heaven]

If I have any more then 3 wicked wings in a sitting, my asshole will be torn to shreds

Had 10 and half a bottle of chilli sauce lol tasted good just my hole is weak

 

[judyisapunk]

if your eyes aren't watering up and nose ain't dripping, it's not hot enough!

 

[CQDog]

Coming home from work and taking a shit is a very underrated thing of the day. The relief is amazing.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Feel fucking terrible, probably Covid but I didn't think it hit this hard until after a few days. Might be something else.

 

[Psycho Doggie]

Feel fucking terrible, probably Covid but I didn't think it hit this hard until after a few days. Might be something else.

Temperature?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Temperature?

My temperature or the weather?

 

[Bulldog1966]

My temperature or the weather?

Stick a thermometer up your arse so we can check both bruh

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Stick a thermometer up your arse so we can check both bruh

I've got the gun so I don't need to use that anymore

 

[UmoGus]

Proposing to my Mrs tonight and absolutely shitting my pants

 

[Bulldog1966]

Proposing to my Mrs tonight and absolutely shitting my pants

Best of luck buddy (as long as you're sure..jokes lol)

 

[Psycho Doggie]

My temperature or the weather?

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