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"He divorced his wife because she is a n***** lover"You should've asked to guard Condaleeza's bush instead bro
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Fkn lol
"He divorced his wife because she is a n***** lover"You should've asked to guard Condaleeza's bush instead bro
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That skit is all-time funny. The black white -supremecist!"He divorced his wife because she is a n***** lover"
Fkn lol
Seen Wendell heaps of times at North Gong beachI seen Wendall Sailor in the city when I was with a friend.
I didn’t realise it was him at first?
He was staring at me like he had a problem, but I think he was just amazed at my size?
I was about to go up and ask him what his problem was? and my friend says that’s Wendell Sailor and I stopped in my tracks.
Once I realised it was him I thought it’s best not to start anything, would of looked bad for me but I’m sure most people don’t like getting stared at?
I should of asked him to invite me in to the triple m studio so Mark Geyer can confirm that.
Heard a story similar to mine about some guy with a broken arm staring at MG for too long!
Yeah well your security detail wasn't too flashAre cars included?
I had to guard Bush's limo when OPEC was in Sydney.
I ran into Sailor in North Sydney. I did the same thing. Stared at him for a while thinking "I swear I know this guy from somewhere"I seen Wendall Sailor in the city when I was with a friend.
I didn’t realise it was him at first?
He was staring at me like he had a problem, but I think he was just amazed at my size?
I was about to go up and ask him what his problem was? and my friend says that’s Wendell Sailor and I stopped in my tracks.
Once I realised it was him I thought it’s best not to start anything, would of looked bad for me but I’m sure most people don’t like getting stared at?
I should of asked him to invite me in to the triple m studio so Mark Geyer can confirm that.
Heard a story similar to mine about some guy with a broken arm staring at MG for too long!
That reminds me of when a mate & i were at the goldie years ago, this hot chick in a bikini was walking towards us with a bull terrier. As she gets close, my mate says "nice pig", to which the hottie replied " It's not a pig its a dog", without battering an eyelid my mate says "I was talking to the dog"Years back a mate and me were out, he seen this chick sitting by herself so he goes over and tries his chances. im lurking by in earshot when her friends come back and start with the don't you know who she is she's famous ( apparently she was on pop stars or some shit an absolute nobody who thought she was a lot bigger than she was we didn't know who she was.
My mate stood up and said im a fucking metal head how am I meant to know she's some dogshit singer on a stupid contest .I was in tears he then proceeded to give them a dose of reality and carved them up i was on the ground in fits of laughter.
To this day we never figured out who it was
Tim Bailey? Why would you run from him, he's a midget. Give him a backhander and tell him to get a more realistic fake tan, worse than benny EliasHe sounds like a fun bloke..truly!
ps..I just imagine you and your mate running around being chased by Tim Bailey with the Benny Hill music playing in the background! Lol..
Lol..Tim Bailey? Why would you run from him, he's a midget. Give him a backhander and tell him to get a more realistic fake tan, worse than benny Elias
gee you did well to get on that set it was like fort knox. a few of my friends were working working on the prequels and told me to come and check out the set, so i go in and didn't get past the guards. but they were having a party at good bar so they said come to that instead. i go to this party and everyone is off their heads, i ended up taking luke's mum back to my place. next day we had a burger at mickey's in paddington then went clothes shopping, never heard from her again after thatI was on the Star Wars set..Jake the Muss/Jango Fett/Bobo Fett came up..’shook’ my hand and said ‘Hey..’ and walked off. Gee I wished I told him how good he was in Once Were Warriors.. I also met Ewen McGreggor..happy loud guy..I told him a terrible joke..lucky he didn’t get it! Lol.. George Lucas just walked past me..prick. When I was up and walking I met Sandra Sully at the City to Surf..lovely lady..signed my ‘Official’ City to Surf bib..gosh she was so small and gorgeous..she touched my finger..didn’t wash it for a week! But sheesh @south of heaven Southy I wish I met Isla Fisher..I would have offered her my Whooper.. Gee I would have loved to make babies with her!
Yeah my mate knew one of the construction crew guys..got us passes. So when we Say Luke’s Mum..are we talking about Natalie Portman? And you gave her your Light Saber?gee you did well to get on that set it was like fort knox. a few of my friends were working working on the prequels and told me to come and check out the set, so i go in and didn't get past the guards. but they were having a party at good bar so they said come to that instead. i go to this party and everyone is off their heads, i ended up taking luke's mum back to my place. next day we had a burger at mickey's in paddington then went clothes shopping, never heard from her again after that
That's brilliant always wanted to chuck a hammer at his headNot the best. On the drink at Coogee Bay Hotel. Scott Cam was there, I came in from the side and crashed into his ribs. Text book tackle dropped him to the floor. Bouncers then drop kicked me the f_ck out the door...
Use to drink up at the Doncaster as he use to live up the road apparently back when I lived in Kensington. You would see him all the time.Not the best. On the drink at Coogee Bay Hotel. Scott Cam was there, I came in from the side and crashed into his ribs. Text book tackle dropped him to the floor. Bouncers then drop kicked me the f_ck out the door...
Hahaha me too, annoying ****That's brilliant always wanted to chuck a hammer at his head