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Sterlo Breaks Out The Jack Gibson Fur Coat As Parramatta Technically Win The 2020 NRL Premiership




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While many around the country are currently coming to terms with the crushing news that the NRL season is more than likely done, Parramatta fans are quietly revelling in the news.

None more so, than Blue and Gold icon Peter Sterling, who has today busted out the fur coat on the way to pick up some essential food and sanitary items.

Paying tribute to the great Jack Gibson who steered the once might Eels to three straight premierships from 1981-1983, Sterlo downed the iconic coat to celebrate their first title since 1986.

This comes as Parramatta finish the season on 4 points, equal with the Newcastle Knights, Canberra Raiders, Melbourne Storm, Brisbane Broncos and Penrith Panthers.

However, the boys from Sydney’s aspiring second CBD have a greater for and against than the other teams and are happy to claim the win on a technicality.

“Ah fucking whatever,” said Sterlo today to questions about the legitimacy of the 2020 Premiership.

“Premierships are premierships. More legitimate than the Roosters one anyway,” he laughed.

It’s not known when the Eels will host their Mad Monday and parade given the current lockdown restrictions.

The Wests Tigers also finished 9th in what can only be described as a quintessential Tigers result, and the Titans unsurprisingly finished with the wooden spoon.
 

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We were on a good run too. Pay should have started the season like he finished and we would have made the eight
 

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"“Premierships are premierships. More legitimate than the Roosters one anyway,” he laughed."

How pathetic is the NRL as a competition when it's own legends laugh and question it's validity! * shakes head*
 

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"“Premierships are premierships. More legitimate than the Roosters one anyway,” he laughed."

How pathetic is the NRL as a competition when it's own legends laugh and question it's validity! * shakes head*
Wooosh
 

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Is this a delayed April Fools joke? I'm sure Sterlo said "Ah fucking whatever!" in an interview.
 

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Technically, Parra are only minor premiers. Premiers win grand finals
 

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Nooooo no no no no...
March Traditional Premiers Drag-queens miss out again :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy:
 

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Nasheed here,
Got to say congrats to the eels.

bith wins were solid and they look like they have a winning halves combination with Moses. what I like about Parra is they seem to have a well balanced team for the most part. They are in for big things if they can unearth a star forward.
Nasheed.
 

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Nasheed here,
Got to say congrats to the eels.

bith wins were solid and they look like they have a winning halves combination with Moses. what I like about Parra is they seem to have a well balanced team for the most part. They are in for big things if they can unearth a star forward.
Nasheed.
They were lucky to beat us without Foran and CHN. If Elliot extends his arm and scores that try then I think the doggies upset Parra round 1 and this talk of Parra doesn't exist.
They had a big win round 2 but it was 14-6 at halftime and the titans were the walking wounded even before kick off.
Not saying they are shit but they have a long way to go before declaring premiers
 
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