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Jack Bird will be in the blue and white for the start of the season. Expect an announcement by the the end of next week. My brother's missos cousin is good mates with Jack Birds step sister. They're all pretty excited about him coming home. You heard it here first folks!
Is this a stitch up or not?
I rate him hopefully stays fit and firing
 

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Point is I don't see what would attract him to take a pay cut to come play with us.
Might want to come back to sydney.
Could be because him and lodge had a falling out.
Could be anything
 

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Jack Bird will be in the blue and white for the start of the season. Expect an announcement by the the end of next week. My brother's missos cousin is good mates with Jack Birds step sister. They're all pretty excited about him coming home. You heard it here first folks!
Well I ate at a restaurant that Jacks manager once walked past while making a mobile phone call to a hooker with one leg and three arms. He said during the call that the Broncos tried to shop him around but they'd paid far too much for his services when he had still not proven himself on a regular basis. Apparently the Broncos are going to be paying a touch too much for him for a while yet. I don't mean to contradict your brothers missuses cousin, or Jack Birds stepsister for that matter. The poor girl hardly exists outside of your mind given that Jacks parents aren't divorced according to this article in the link below. So she really shouldn't start rumors until she's an actual person. Being a real person is the first step in being able to convet factual and believable information. Not that it's my place to judge whether imaginary people should make crap up or not. But this article tells me she's imaginary so I'm a little skeptical about him coming to the club.

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/st...is-time-in-the-spotlight-20160618-gpmcsl.html

So unless it is a pornhub style sexy step sister (hired to sleep with Jack in a porn shoot with a sketchy story line) that told the cousin of your brothers missus that he was coming to our club you may have been fed bullshit or more likely you're trying to start a rumor off for whatever stupid reason that people do that kind of thing. Good luck with it. I'm hopeful that our club wouldn't fork out the kind of money the Broncos did for a player that had Rheumatoid Arthritis at 16 who will likely be dependent on drugs that might become less effective over time to prevent him from seizing up for the rest of his life.
 

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I love trolls in the off season, they keep the kennel interesting :grinning:
 

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Another club would come in a snatch him last minute anyways :tonguewink:
 

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Another club would come in a snatch him last minute anyways :tonguewink:
We can always count on you to provide a glass half full mind set about our boards ability to close a deal can't we Brady.
 

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We can always count on you to provide a glass half full mind set about our boards ability to close a deal can't we Brady.
To be fair, his view is more accurate then some based on what we have seen.
 

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the one reason I'd consider this a possibility is because the 350k from Foran could be used. plus the money we have for the last of the 30 and he would have already had some payments from broncos. its financially viable. and we are thin for centres.
 

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We can always count on you to provide a glass half full mind set about our boards ability to close a deal can't we Brady.
But it’s only because we didn’t pay overs that we lost him :-).
 

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But it’s only because we didn’t pay overs that we lost him :-).
Yeh gotta hold the coin for Elliott holland montoya and c Smith oh and tolman
 

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When hes on this **** can play
sign him up!
Eats everyone in our backline bar DWZ
 

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he should be impeached on that sort of hear say.
 

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I personally would take him. He has an attitude or presence that we dont have at the moment. A couple of fully fit seasons of him would be great for the club
 

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Jack Bird will be in the blue and white for the start of the season. Expect an announcement by the the end of next week. My brother's missos cousin is good mates with Jack Birds step sister. They're all pretty excited about him coming home. You heard it here first folks!
Man you know you're posting shit when the phrase "Dugan would be a better option" is an answer to it.
 

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So Bird will take a pay cut from his million dollar a year contract to sign with a bottom 8 team with an average roster and an unproven coach that has a very slim chance of making the eight ? Wise career move.
Not believing until I see him in blue and white but If still contracted, broncs will most likely pay upto half and dogs with the 350k throw a couple on top and get Bird. His a centre / 5/8 not the worst pick up because he is X factor if his fit and on. Big risk though considering his another Foran.
 

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imagine having Foran, Dugan & Bird on the books at the same time...… how big was that medical supplies sponsorship deal again?
 
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