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Indiandog

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But they must have staff gutters toilets... maybe they just don't want to share!

you mean the hole in the ground? yeah it is only for people with constipation or the ones who munch on curries.
 

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well if you want to say every thing is common sense, then i will say religion is not common sense.

Its all spiritual so i can understand your response cos you are obviously not spiritual.
I was actually referring to the act of lying. We're all taught not to lie but everybody does it.. it's how things work.. It's not ideal but on a small controlled scale it is sometimes necessary .

Its the same if you had to write a comprehensive user manual for a product that's going to be used by the general public .. it would be written for optimum functioning and integrity of the product ... youre not going to include wiggle room tricks where people who have no idea about technology are going to break the product or hurt themselves..same principle imo
 

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Just on that... when an Indian says "sorry we don't have toilets", at a servo, do they REALLY mean it, or are they actually saying "please don't shit in the gutter"?
Number 1 on the Mumbai top 10
 

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Is it true that when you marry an Indian woman you scratch the dot off her head to see if you've won a 7/11, a convenience store or a subway restaurant @Indiandog ?
 

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Indiandog has a thread about him and six pages in not a single bob or vagene.

The fuck?
 

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Im going to the casino tomorrow night to see if I can educate some drunk millennial bitches into realising theres no lesser of 2 evils!

So many times I heard young women say they prefer uber because its safer than a cab.

Shows you how much people know?

I hate uber and I hate cab drivers but on a rare occasion ill use a cab, I just be sure to screen the driver before getting in.
 

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Im going to the casino tomorrow night to see if I can educate some drunk millennial bitches into realising theres no lesser of 2 evils!

So many times I heard young women say they prefer uber because its safer than a cab.

Shows you how much people know?

I hate uber and I hate cab drivers but on a rare occasion ill use a cab, I just be sure to screen the driver before getting in.
Note the license plate too... not that they’re likely to try and rape a 6’7 120kg man though bro ;)
 

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Note the license plate too... not that they’re likely to try and rape a 6’7 120kg man though bro ;)
I just hate Uber drivers.
They remind me of hybrid drivers in South Park.
Majority of them think they’re something important because they’re a glorified internet taxi driver.

I had to bring Uber drivers back to earth a few times by letting them know they aren’t doing anything all that fancy and unique.
 
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