On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
They still look after me..so numbers mean nothing..I’m stuffed..
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Genius so I could fix me..and other poor bastards like me..
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I could move..
What was your favorite toy growing up?
I’m still growing..
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Breathing on my own..
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Anywhere away from where I live..
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Walk the Line/ A Walk to Remember/ A Walk in the Clouds
What's the right age to get married?
As soon as you can..in case you stuff up your life in your mid-20s..and have nothing to show for a miserable existence..
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Nothing..because I can’t do anything without help..
If you could time travel, where would you go?
Mm that’s difficult..yeah right..I dare say one particular Saturday morning at Chatswood Oval..
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
One with no steps..
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
None because it blocks my catheter
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Past..so I could be guaranteed of moving..
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Again anywhere away from where I live..even the corner at the end of the street..
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Anything that is good to go..
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
The Road Runner..because the little shit never gets hurt..
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Neither..I simply get pushed around..
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why are you crazy sometimes? Why do you sniff other dogs butts? Do you know why I can’t walk you?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
A state of happiness..
Who is the funniest person you know?
Me..because my life is a living joke..
What's your favorite time of day?
That clock stopped a long time ago on that question..
What's your favorite season?
Autumn..the Time of change because that’s what I need..
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Haggis ..regardless of what I said to my Scottish doctor when I was allowed to eat again..
What is the sound you love the most?
My heartbeat..
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Not moving..
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One I can make and eat by myself..
What's your dream job?
One I could do..
Cake or pie?
Cake..because I want to keep it and eat it too..
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Considering what I’ve experienced in my life nothing in a movie could scare me now ..
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Out the front door by myself..
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Elixir from X-Men he can heal people
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
An Olympic Walker..
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
One with access..
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest kid so I could fix myself..
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Get wet..
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
On no team..that’s how I got into this f&$king mess..
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
I can’t go on the sand..
What is your favorite Disney movie?
The one that ends quickest..
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to dO?
A Neuroscientist looking for a cure for Spinal Cord Injury..
What is your favorite day of the week?
Well it’s definitely not Saturday anymore!
Lol!