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On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
10. When I was 9 I got caught shoplifting. My parents made me practice pocketing goods with slight of hand for a month afterwards.
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
All three. I'd get famous for being a genious plastic surgeon who operated on myself to make me world class attractive.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I really like having a penis. Having a second one would be ideal, so I guess I'd have a second penis.
What was your favorite toy growing up?
See answer above.
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Learning to type 12 words per minute with my favorite toy.
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
My imagination.
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Dylan Napa home video 1
Pearce in animal relations
The sprinkler by Carney
What's the right age to get married?
The prehistoric age. I've never been a fan of church weddings. Give me the whole beat her with a club and drag her to my cave ceremony any day.
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
I'd spend the day convincing people they were schizophrenic.
If you could time travel, where would you go?
Three days after my death. I'd call people from outside the cemetry and tell them I'm convinced I'm the second coming of Jesus.
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
I doubt I'd be happy living in even the most fancy entertainment unit.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Given the heat lately if I had ice cream it would be used to keep my nuts cool rather than a food source, so You'd need to ask my balls.
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
I'd like to live for more than a week in the future.
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Given the weather lately the arctic would be nice.
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Solid, semi solid and liquid foods.
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Kenny. Knowing I could do anything dangerous and be re-incarnated if it went to shit would give me plenty of freedom.
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
I could use a follower.
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
For the most part it's pointless asking them questions. I can ask my pets thousands of questions. If I want to get any kind of answers they need to be pointed.
Do you want to go walkies.
Wheres the ball.
Do you want food.
are pretty much the only questions that they can give answers to and even then it comes down to me being able to interpret body language.
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Euphoric.
Who is the funniest person you know?
Hard to pick just one person.
What's your favorite time of day?
Mealtime. It covers many different times really.
What's your favorite season?
Any season of family guy.
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Not so much a food, but I have an allergy to penicillan, so definitely that.
What is the sound you love the most?
Fingernails down a chalkboard.
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Only having one penis while I'm ambidextrous and have two hands.
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
A free sandwich.
What's your dream job?
Prime minister. I'd only need to hold the job for a day then I get massive retirement pay and super benefits for life.
Cake or pie?
Yes please.
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
I haven't seen it, but I hear the dylan Napa part 2 is pretty scary.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Into my fridge at the moment. It's midnight and still 30 degrees in my house.
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Isla Fischers character in the wedding crashers.
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
Putt putt.
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Any store that sells coke.
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Send me back to kindergarten and I think I'd be able to achieve both. Only barely on the smartest kid bit, but I can afford plenty of chocolate to buy popularity.
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Breathe.
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
I couldn't tolerate being the best player for Parramatta, so that rules out option 1.
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Sunburn.
What is your favorite Disney movie?
I couldn't say.
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Make a lot of money.
What is your favorite day of the week?
Lat day of work for the week. I always feel like I've wasted my weekends, but I look forwards to them so much on the last working day of the week.
And let me just say these surveys feel way too long.
10. When I was 9 I got caught shoplifting. My parents made me practice pocketing goods with slight of hand for a month afterwards.
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
All three. I'd get famous for being a genious plastic surgeon who operated on myself to make me world class attractive.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I really like having a penis. Having a second one would be ideal, so I guess I'd have a second penis.
What was your favorite toy growing up?
See answer above.
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Learning to type 12 words per minute with my favorite toy.
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
My imagination.
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Dylan Napa home video 1
Pearce in animal relations
The sprinkler by Carney
What's the right age to get married?
The prehistoric age. I've never been a fan of church weddings. Give me the whole beat her with a club and drag her to my cave ceremony any day.
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
I'd spend the day convincing people they were schizophrenic.
If you could time travel, where would you go?
Three days after my death. I'd call people from outside the cemetry and tell them I'm convinced I'm the second coming of Jesus.
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
I doubt I'd be happy living in even the most fancy entertainment unit.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Given the heat lately if I had ice cream it would be used to keep my nuts cool rather than a food source, so You'd need to ask my balls.
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
I'd like to live for more than a week in the future.
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Given the weather lately the arctic would be nice.
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Solid, semi solid and liquid foods.
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Kenny. Knowing I could do anything dangerous and be re-incarnated if it went to shit would give me plenty of freedom.
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
I could use a follower.
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
For the most part it's pointless asking them questions. I can ask my pets thousands of questions. If I want to get any kind of answers they need to be pointed.
Do you want to go walkies.
Wheres the ball.
Do you want food.
are pretty much the only questions that they can give answers to and even then it comes down to me being able to interpret body language.
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Euphoric.
Who is the funniest person you know?
Hard to pick just one person.
What's your favorite time of day?
Mealtime. It covers many different times really.
What's your favorite season?
Any season of family guy.
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Not so much a food, but I have an allergy to penicillan, so definitely that.
What is the sound you love the most?
Fingernails down a chalkboard.
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Only having one penis while I'm ambidextrous and have two hands.
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
A free sandwich.
What's your dream job?
Prime minister. I'd only need to hold the job for a day then I get massive retirement pay and super benefits for life.
Cake or pie?
Yes please.
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
I haven't seen it, but I hear the dylan Napa part 2 is pretty scary.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Into my fridge at the moment. It's midnight and still 30 degrees in my house.
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Isla Fischers character in the wedding crashers.
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
Putt putt.
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Any store that sells coke.
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Send me back to kindergarten and I think I'd be able to achieve both. Only barely on the smartest kid bit, but I can afford plenty of chocolate to buy popularity.
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Breathe.
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
I couldn't tolerate being the best player for Parramatta, so that rules out option 1.
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
Sunburn.
What is your favorite Disney movie?
I couldn't say.
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Make a lot of money.
What is your favorite day of the week?
Lat day of work for the week. I always feel like I've wasted my weekends, but I look forwards to them so much on the last working day of the week.
And let me just say these surveys feel way too long.
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On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
1. i used to cop floggings all the time, but was always allowed to do what i wanted
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Evil Genius with a secret island lair lol
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my pay grade
What was your favorite toy growing up?
sega
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
i'm an under-achiever
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
whitsundays
What are your 3 favorite movies?
wedding crashers, rocky 3, the dark knight
What's the right age to get married?
about 7 years before the right age to get divorced
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
probably something illegal
If you could time travel, where would you go?
dinosaur hunting
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
seinfeld's apartment
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
cookies n cream
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Past, wild west
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Vegas
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
hamburgers, bbq, oranges
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
hank hill, yep
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
i feel like a beer
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
What's the meaning of life?
what's the square root of 43576.997643673?
can you cover for me at work?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
a heavily medicated state
Who is the funniest person you know?
my girlfriend
What's your favorite time of day?
knock off time
What's your favorite season?
spring
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
chinese, love thai food, love Vietnamese food, hate chinese food
What is the sound you love the most?
a marshall stack cranked up loud
What's your pet peeve(s)?
snowflakes
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
crispy chicken ranch
What's your dream job?
crash test dummy
Cake or pie?
pie
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
the mothman prophercies
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
scotland
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
darth vader
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
dodgeball
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
woolies or coles
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
neither
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
netflix
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
worst
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
bikinis
What is your favorite Disney movie?
wall-e
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
race car driver
What is your favorite day of the week?
every day above ground is a good day
1. i used to cop floggings all the time, but was always allowed to do what i wanted
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Evil Genius with a secret island lair lol
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
my pay grade
What was your favorite toy growing up?
sega
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
i'm an under-achiever
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
whitsundays
What are your 3 favorite movies?
wedding crashers, rocky 3, the dark knight
What's the right age to get married?
about 7 years before the right age to get divorced
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
probably something illegal
If you could time travel, where would you go?
dinosaur hunting
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
seinfeld's apartment
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
cookies n cream
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Past, wild west
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Vegas
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
hamburgers, bbq, oranges
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
hank hill, yep
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
i feel like a beer
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
What's the meaning of life?
what's the square root of 43576.997643673?
can you cover for me at work?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
a heavily medicated state
Who is the funniest person you know?
my girlfriend
What's your favorite time of day?
knock off time
What's your favorite season?
spring
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
chinese, love thai food, love Vietnamese food, hate chinese food
What is the sound you love the most?
a marshall stack cranked up loud
What's your pet peeve(s)?
snowflakes
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
crispy chicken ranch
What's your dream job?
crash test dummy
Cake or pie?
pie
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
the mothman prophercies
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
scotland
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
darth vader
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
dodgeball
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
woolies or coles
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
neither
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
netflix
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
worst
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
bikinis
What is your favorite Disney movie?
wall-e
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
race car driver
What is your favorite day of the week?
every day above ground is a good day
Wolfmother
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On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
6-7. Couldn't have sleepovers with boys, couldn't move out of home until I was married, had to visit relo 's or be at every gathering that any relo or family friend had organised.. but apart from that I had a lot of freedom.
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Im a vane and shallow person so probably 'world class attractive'
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
The ability to be completely understood
What was your favorite toy growing up?
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Winning an anti discrimination case against my employers off my own back and against a lot of opposition
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Fiji (Treasure Island)
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Ace Ventura pet detective
Titanic
Muriel's wedding
Wolf of wall street
What's the right age to get married?
Mid 20s...so that once kids grow up you're still young enough to enjoy life.
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Probably get up to something mischievous and enjoy the fruits of my labour the following day lol
If you could time travel, where would you go?
To a judgement day .. Would be interesting to find out which religion was right
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Brady Bunch home
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
bubblegum
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Future
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Anywhere tropical with crystal blue water, palm trees and lots of restaurants
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Spaghetti napolitana
Pizza
Thai food
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Bart Simpson
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Neither
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why do you constantly hiss at the other cat?
Do you get bored just lying around all day?
Do you actually understand the words coming out of my mouth?
Ohh and do you like my singing ?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Western Australia
Who is the funniest person you know?
Can't decide between @ASSASSIN , @southofheaven or this 24 year old smartarse guy at work..
What's your favorite time of day?
5pm
What's your favorite season?
Well it's always been summer but I think I need to reassess if we keep having heatwaves with no southerly busters
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Raw meat
What is the sound you love the most?
Rain on a tin roof
What's your pet peeve(s)?
People who whinge about how bad their lives are but have no medical or financial issues
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
I love salad rolls with tasty cheese
What's your dream job?
Life coach and and maybe a successful wedding planner
Cake or pie?
Cake
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
OMG hands down.. The original exorcist
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Not big on travelling, used to work at Qantas and travel business class anywhere in the world for next to nothing but really didn't have much of a desire to travel.. The best ones however have been short solo trips to New Zealand and Tasmania, Perth . Oh and a couple of trips to Hawaii with workmates on our days off.
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Superman
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
Gymnastics or ballet
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Myer
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Enjoy the peace it brings
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
Worst player in a great team
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
The smell, the sounds, the sun, the seagulls squabbling over left over hot chips..
What is your favorite Disney movie?
Malevolent
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Medicine
What is your favorite day of the week?
The first day after a long week at work
6-7. Couldn't have sleepovers with boys, couldn't move out of home until I was married, had to visit relo 's or be at every gathering that any relo or family friend had organised.. but apart from that I had a lot of freedom.
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Im a vane and shallow person so probably 'world class attractive'
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
The ability to be completely understood
What was your favorite toy growing up?
- A big stuffed dog , a toy pram and a dolls house .. Gee nothing stereotypical to see here move along
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Winning an anti discrimination case against my employers off my own back and against a lot of opposition
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Fiji (Treasure Island)
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Ace Ventura pet detective
Titanic
Muriel's wedding
Wolf of wall street
What's the right age to get married?
Mid 20s...so that once kids grow up you're still young enough to enjoy life.
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Probably get up to something mischievous and enjoy the fruits of my labour the following day lol
If you could time travel, where would you go?
To a judgement day .. Would be interesting to find out which religion was right
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
Brady Bunch home
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
bubblegum
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Future
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Anywhere tropical with crystal blue water, palm trees and lots of restaurants
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Spaghetti napolitana
Pizza
Thai food
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
Bart Simpson
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Neither
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why do you constantly hiss at the other cat?
Do you get bored just lying around all day?
Do you actually understand the words coming out of my mouth?
Ohh and do you like my singing ?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
Western Australia
Who is the funniest person you know?
Can't decide between @ASSASSIN , @southofheaven or this 24 year old smartarse guy at work..
What's your favorite time of day?
5pm
What's your favorite season?
Well it's always been summer but I think I need to reassess if we keep having heatwaves with no southerly busters
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Raw meat
What is the sound you love the most?
Rain on a tin roof
What's your pet peeve(s)?
People who whinge about how bad their lives are but have no medical or financial issues
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
I love salad rolls with tasty cheese
What's your dream job?
Life coach and and maybe a successful wedding planner
Cake or pie?
Cake
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
OMG hands down.. The original exorcist
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Not big on travelling, used to work at Qantas and travel business class anywhere in the world for next to nothing but really didn't have much of a desire to travel.. The best ones however have been short solo trips to New Zealand and Tasmania, Perth . Oh and a couple of trips to Hawaii with workmates on our days off.
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Superman
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
Gymnastics or ballet
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
Myer
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Enjoy the peace it brings
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
Worst player in a great team
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
The smell, the sounds, the sun, the seagulls squabbling over left over hot chips..
What is your favorite Disney movie?
Malevolent
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do?
Medicine
What is your favorite day of the week?
The first day after a long week at work
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On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
They still look after me..so numbers mean nothing..I’m stuffed..
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Genius so I could fix me..and other poor bastards like me..
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I could move..
What was your favorite toy growing up?
I’m still growing..
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Breathing on my own..
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Anywhere away from where I live..
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Walk the Line/ A Walk to Remember/ A Walk in the Clouds
What's the right age to get married?
As soon as you can..in case you stuff up your life in your mid-20s..and have nothing to show for a miserable existence..
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Nothing..because I can’t do anything without help..
If you could time travel, where would you go?
Mm that’s difficult..yeah right..I dare say one particular Saturday morning at Chatswood Oval..
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
One with no steps..
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
None because it blocks my catheter
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Past..so I could be guaranteed of moving..
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Again anywhere away from where I live..even the corner at the end of the street..
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Anything that is good to go..
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
The Road Runner..because the little shit never gets hurt..
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Neither..I simply get pushed around..
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why are you crazy sometimes? Why do you sniff other dogs butts? Do you know why I can’t walk you?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
A state of happiness..
Who is the funniest person you know?
Me..because my life is a living joke..
What's your favorite time of day?
That clock stopped a long time ago on that question..
What's your favorite season?
Autumn..the Time of change because that’s what I need..
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Haggis ..regardless of what I said to my Scottish doctor when I was allowed to eat again..
What is the sound you love the most?
My heartbeat..
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Not moving..
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One I can make and eat by myself..
What's your dream job?
One I could do..
Cake or pie?
Cake..because I want to keep it and eat it too..
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Considering what I’ve experienced in my life nothing in a movie could scare me now ..
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Out the front door by myself..
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Elixir from X-Men he can heal people
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
An Olympic Walker..
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
One with access..
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest kid so I could fix myself..
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Get wet..
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
On no team..that’s how I got into this f&$king mess..
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
I can’t go on the sand..
What is your favorite Disney movie?
The one that ends quickest..
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to dO?
A Neuroscientist looking for a cure for Spinal Cord Injury..
What is your favorite day of the week?
Well it’s definitely not Saturday anymore!
Lol!
They still look after me..so numbers mean nothing..I’m stuffed..
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Genius so I could fix me..and other poor bastards like me..
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I could move..
What was your favorite toy growing up?
I’m still growing..
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Breathing on my own..
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Anywhere away from where I live..
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Walk the Line/ A Walk to Remember/ A Walk in the Clouds
What's the right age to get married?
As soon as you can..in case you stuff up your life in your mid-20s..and have nothing to show for a miserable existence..
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Nothing..because I can’t do anything without help..
If you could time travel, where would you go?
Mm that’s difficult..yeah right..I dare say one particular Saturday morning at Chatswood Oval..
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
One with no steps..
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
None because it blocks my catheter
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Past..so I could be guaranteed of moving..
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Again anywhere away from where I live..even the corner at the end of the street..
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Anything that is good to go..
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
The Road Runner..because the little shit never gets hurt..
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Neither..I simply get pushed around..
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why are you crazy sometimes? Why do you sniff other dogs butts? Do you know why I can’t walk you?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
A state of happiness..
Who is the funniest person you know?
Me..because my life is a living joke..
What's your favorite time of day?
That clock stopped a long time ago on that question..
What's your favorite season?
Autumn..the Time of change because that’s what I need..
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Haggis ..regardless of what I said to my Scottish doctor when I was allowed to eat again..
What is the sound you love the most?
My heartbeat..
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Not moving..
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One I can make and eat by myself..
What's your dream job?
One I could do..
Cake or pie?
Cake..because I want to keep it and eat it too..
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Considering what I’ve experienced in my life nothing in a movie could scare me now ..
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Out the front door by myself..
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Elixir from X-Men he can heal people
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
An Olympic Walker..
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
One with access..
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest kid so I could fix myself..
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Get wet..
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
On no team..that’s how I got into this f&$king mess..
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
I can’t go on the sand..
What is your favorite Disney movie?
The one that ends quickest..
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to dO?
A Neuroscientist looking for a cure for Spinal Cord Injury..
What is your favorite day of the week?
Well it’s definitely not Saturday anymore!
Lol!
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I have to admit brother, I teared up reading this, I feel so fucking helpless.On a scale of 1-10, how strict are/were your parents?
They still look after me..so numbers mean nothing..I’m stuffed..
Which would you pick: being world-class attractive, a genius or famous for doing something great?
Genius so I could fix me..and other poor bastards like me..
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I could move..
What was your favorite toy growing up?
I’m still growing..
What accomplishment are you most proud of?
Breathing on my own..
What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?
Anywhere away from where I live..
What are your 3 favorite movies?
Walk the Line/ A Walk to Remember/ A Walk in the Clouds
What's the right age to get married?
As soon as you can..in case you stuff up your life in your mid-20s..and have nothing to show for a miserable existence..
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Nothing..because I can’t do anything without help..
If you could time travel, where would you go?
Mm that’s difficult..yeah right..I dare say one particular Saturday morning at Chatswood Oval..
If you could live in any TV home, what would it be?
One with no steps..
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
None because it blocks my catheter
Would you rather live for a week in the past or the future?
Past..so I could be guaranteed of moving..
What's your favorite holiday desination?
Again anywhere away from where I live..even the corner at the end of the street..
If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?
Anything that is good to go..
If you could be a cartoon character for a week, who would you be?
The Road Runner..because the little shit never gets hurt..
Do you feel like a leader or a follower?
Neither..I simply get pushed around..
If you could ask your pet 3 questions, what would they be?
Why are you crazy sometimes? Why do you sniff other dogs butts? Do you know why I can’t walk you?
If you had to live in a different state, what would it be?
A state of happiness..
Who is the funniest person you know?
Me..because my life is a living joke..
What's your favorite time of day?
That clock stopped a long time ago on that question..
What's your favorite season?
Autumn..the Time of change because that’s what I need..
What's the one food you could never bring yourself to eat?
Haggis ..regardless of what I said to my Scottish doctor when I was allowed to eat again..
What is the sound you love the most?
My heartbeat..
What's your pet peeve(s)?
Not moving..
What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
One I can make and eat by myself..
What's your dream job?
One I could do..
Cake or pie?
Cake..because I want to keep it and eat it too..
What is the scariest movie you've ever seen?
Considering what I’ve experienced in my life nothing in a movie could scare me now ..
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Out the front door by myself..
What fictional character do you wish you could meet?
Elixir from X-Men he can heal people
If you could be great at one sport which would you choose?
An Olympic Walker..
If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose?
One with access..
Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?
Smartest kid so I could fix myself..
What do you like to do on a rainy day?
Get wet..
Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?
On no team..that’s how I got into this f&$king mess..
What is your favorite thing about the beach?
I can’t go on the sand..
What is your favorite Disney movie?
The one that ends quickest..
If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to dO?
A Neuroscientist looking for a cure for Spinal Cord Injury..
What is your favorite day of the week?
Well it’s definitely not Saturday anymore!
Lol!
I just gotta get back to being the tank I was and I'll piggy back you everywhere lol
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Oh brother..it was a bit tongue in cheek.. No need..or time for tears..I’m still here..still in the game..still can win..
Ps..piggy back? As long as you haven’t got any Greek ancestry..lol!
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Fkn lol, I'm multicultural, but not that multicultural lolOh brother..it was a bit tongue in cheek.. No need..or time for tears..I’m still here..still in the game..still can win..
Ps..piggy back? As long as you haven’t got any Greek ancestry..lol!
PS who is the hot **** in your avatar?
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Lol..Fkn lol, I'm multicultural, but not that multicultural lol
PS who is the hot **** in your avatar?
It’s me.. Hot? You sure you’re not Greek?
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Well I don't wanna be slack and say who is that beardless prick lol
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PS when you going to let me take your beast to Walkinshaw Performance? Hehehehe
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Lol.. My beard is on the inside..
Ps..notice the straps on my shoulderS? It’s like a freaking parachute harness.. Don’t they know I can’t run away..bahahaha!
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Lol.. Strap me and feel the Gs!
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Maybe they know you're gonna bolt first chance so they strap you down.
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I love that quote.. Max Power would be Mr 100%!