The "Why" thread

[The DoggFather]

A thread for all of life's unanswered questions.

I'll start....

Why do we put a round pizza in a square box then eat it in triangles?

 

[Mr Invisible]

Why is this legend at 3:01 walking in a park in the UK in a Bulldogs jersey?

 

[Realist90]

if the earth is round, why are tables flat?

 

[Emdog85]

A thread for all of life's unanswered questions.

I'll start....

Why do we put a round pizza in a square box then eat it in triangles?

Anyone else see this on the big bang ad?

 

[Moedogg]

Why is Holland on the bench?

 

[Wahesh]

Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?

 

[The DoggFather]

Anyone else see this on the big bang ad?

I got it off another forum. Must of got it from there.

Don't watch that show because of that tall skinny nerd.

 

[The DoggFather]

Why are cats afraid of cucumbers?

Lol, what?

 

[The DoggFather]

Why is this legend at 3:01 walking in a park in the UK in a Bulldogs jersey?

How the fuck did you find that? Lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Why does my Speedo go to 280 when the limit is 110?

 

[Wahesh]

Lol, what?

Yep, it's true!

How the fuck did you find that? Lol

That's what I was thinking lol. Great attention to detail.

 

[Wahesh]

Lol, what?

You want to laugh bro?

 

[Indiandog]

How the fuck did you find that? Lol

either its Mr.I himself or he is a freak.

 

[Indiandog]

Why am I the ladies man?

 

[Indiandog]

Why do I make shit up? @rainman

 

[Bob dog]

Ask doctor Karl on JJJ.
Why is poo brown?

 

[Flanagun]

A thread for all of life's unanswered questions.

I'll start....

Why do we put a round pizza in a square box then eat it in triangles?

Sacred geometry man!

 

[Wahesh]

Ask doctor Karl on JJJ.
Why is poo brown?

The appearance of human fecal matter varies according to diet and health. Normally it is semi-solid, with a mucus coating. A combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells, gives feces the typical brown colour.

 

[Indiandog]

Ask doctor Karl on JJJ.
Why is poo brown?

why you being racist bro?

 

[CroydonDog]

A thread for all of life's unanswered questions.

I'll start....

Why do we put a round pizza in a square box then eat it in triangles?

They are circular sectors (also known as wedges), not triangles.

I don;t have answer as to why though - I guess, how else would you cut it to ensure ease of consumption and fairness for each person sharing it?