Goldfinger - South Korean Edition

[Mr Invisible]

A group of South Korean tourists went to painful lengths to avoid tax - by hiding blocks of gold up their rectums.

Seven would-be smugglers, all women in their 50s and 60s, were caught out at customs at Chubu International Airport, Japan, last month when X-rays revealed each of them was carrying at least five metal objects in her abdomen, The Asahi Shimbun reported.

Each block weighed in at some 200 grams.

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Solid effort...

@south of heaven @TANK 2.0 @Hacky McAxe @Bad Billy @Wahesh

 

[Alan79]

This isn't quite the story of the goose that laid the golden egg. But this is a case that goes against the saying you can't polish poo.

 

[Wahesh]

So in Japan or South Korea, they have to pay tax on objects not just currency? How on Earth does that work out??

 

[CroydonDog]

A group of South Korean tourists went to painful lengths to avoid tax - by hiding blocks of gold up their rectums.

Seven would-be smugglers, all women in their 50s and 60s, were caught out at customs at Chubu International Airport, Japan, last month when X-rays revealed each of them was carrying at least five metal objects in her abdomen, The Asahi Shimbun reported.

Each block weighed in at some 200 grams.

...

Solid effort...

@south of heaven @TANK 2.0 @Hacky McAxe @Bad Billy @Wahesh

That's gold.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Maybe they wanted to prove that the sun really does shine out of their arses.

 

[CroydonDog]

Bond came up against Goldfinger and Goldeneye
Austin Powers took on Goldmember
David Beckham was known as Goldenballs.

Is this a case of Goldenarse?

or to go more old school, Goldrectum?

 

[Alan79]

Bond came up against Goldfinger and Goldeneye
Austin Powers took on Goldmember
David Beckham was known as Goldenballs.

Is this a case of Goldenarse?

or to go more old school, Goldrectum?

Goooold sphincter.

 

[Bad Billy]

Gold shelver?

 

[Mr Invisible]

You know those Boystown competitions where you can win Gold Bullion...

I wouldn't be buying into a South Korean one after reading this.