Do short people get short changed on life?

[Mr Invisible]

Ok I'm going all out here.

I.LOVE.SHORT.WOMEN!

Every woman I had ever dated has been shorter than me. Way shorter than me. The nearest was probably within 20cm. But I will never date a girl near my own height, my height, or taller than me. It's got nothing to do with masculinity either, it's all about what I'm attracted to - short and skinny (not boney skinny, but fit skinny). Something about them being short I can't get enough of. I find them cuter - especially if they have a good rack, bubble but and sexy legs.

FUCK... I'm aroused just thinking about them. Not fun having a boner at work.

Just throw an apple in "Chomp's" direction and that'll take care of awkward work boner.

 

[Wahesh]

Just throw an apple in "Chomp's" direction and that'll take care of awkward work boner.

Do you mean that you want me to practice cricket in the bathroom? I don't think those thin wooden cubicle walls will be enough to withstand my loud (not to mention violent) "draining the lizard" process

 

[Mr Invisible]

Do you mean that you want me to practice cricket in the bathroom? I don't think those thin wooden cubicle walls will be enough to withstand my loud (not to mention violent) "draining the lizard" process

Nah that horse that works at your place with her 420db eating noises.

Guaranteed that'll kill your boner.

 

[Wahesh]

Nah that horse that works at your place with her 420db eating noises.

Guaranteed that'll kill your boner.

Toss an apple to her aye

 

[Wolfmother]

It's called a drinking contest

Yes they do, of course they do!!

A few years back 2 dead Asian guys presented to our emergency department after losing a card/drinking game..
Wheeled in by an unknown person who left as soon as he dropped them off.

Was told at a later stage by police what had happened

 

[Alan79]

Yes they do, of course they do!!

A few years back 2 dead Asian guys presented to our emergency department after losing a card/drinking game..
Wheeled in by an unknown person who left as soon as he dropped them off.

Was told at a later stage by police what had happened

Needless to say those blokes are legends to their friends now. Death by drinking contest is the manliest way to die after heart explosion in a three way with supermodels.

 

[Blue_boost]

A few years back a mate of mine was peppering the sspa society with short jokes on email (short statured people of australia i think they are called)

They came at him hard in response, those short pricks lol

 

[Wolfmother]

Needless to say those blokes are legends to their friends now. Death by drinking contest is the manliest way to die after heart explosion in a three way with supermodels.

Lol.. It's so stupid to drink yourself sick just to try to prove you're a man.. A man is more than an iron gut

 

[Alan79]

Lol.. It's so stupid to drink yourself sick just to try to prove you're a man.. A man is more than an iron gut

Other men respect that stupidity though. Don't ask me why. I probably couldn't it explain it to you any better than you could explain to me why women love shoes that could lead to broken ankles.

 

[Wahesh]

Is it just me, or are all the hot women out there short midgets?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Is it just me, or are all the hot women out there short midgets?

Just you. Midget fetish

 

[Wahesh]

Just you. Midget fetish

Ok let me clarify, when I say midget, I don't mean dwarfs or people born with some sort of deformation, I mean normal people who are just short, say... 150cm. Not people short are tiny with unusually large heads that don't sync in the size of the rest of their body, I mean normal, petite women

 

[MatstaDogg]

Ok let me clarify, when I say midget, I don't mean dwarfs or people born with some sort of deformation, I mean normal people who are just short, say... 150cm. Not people short are tiny with unusually large heads that don't sync in the size of the rest of their body, I mean normal, petite women

Like this little firecracker here?

 

[Wahesh]

Like this little firecracker here?
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OH YEAH BROTHER! Foxy little psychos EXACTLY like her. Sasha Banks too.

The good thing about Alexia is she's married to an Aussie... so she might have a thing for us guys. Good for me to keep a close eye on her marital status, know what I'm sayin'

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I'd short change her... if you know what I mean.

On second thought, I'm not sure what I mean.

 

[MatstaDogg]

OH YEAH BROTHER! Foxy little psychos EXACTLY like her. Sasha Banks too.

The good thing about Alexia is she's married to an Aussie... so she might have a thing for us guys. Good for me to keep a close eye on her marital status, know what I'm sayin'

You and me both my friend. What a lucky bastard Murphy is to be going home to that.

 

[Wahesh]

You and me both my friend. What a lucky bastard Murphy is to be going home to that.

Bro what do you think of Jojo?

 

[The DoggFather]

Bro what do you think of Jojo?

I'd take a bite of that arse...

The rest is meh.

 

[Alan79]

Bro what do you think of Jojo?

She mustn't respect herself. She clearly took a selfie.

 

[Wahesh]

Bro are you kidding me? Look at that petite figure and... my goodness her bust

I'd take a bite of that arse...

The rest is meh.