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sp bored
Been up the inlaws since Christmas Day
Fucking wife won't let us leave
It's boring as all fuck in this 2 horse town put back bum fuck no where
 

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Get a spewing virus.

Randomly vomit everywhere.
 

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Just randomly scream out "Allah akbar" and watch them shit their pants lol
 

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Internationally let your mother in law bust you jerking off . She will have you out that door quick smart, its also got the potential to back fire she might grab your slug and take advantage
Weigh your options up is it worth the risk to get out
 

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Memorise the lyrics (they are on that page) and wander around the place singing it till you get asked to leave.
 

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Internationally let your mother in law bust you jerking off . She will have you out that door quick smart, its also got the potential to back fire she might grab your slug and take advantage
Weigh your options up is it worth the risk to get out
Lol
You never disappointed me yet
 

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My kid has a rash
I tried the sick kid option already
Tell the wife, you think it's meningococcal, as Dr Google said it was.

Start little fires.

Tell the wife, you all have been punished enough & it's time to leave this hell hole.
 

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Tell the wife, you think it's meningococcal, as Dr Google said it was.

Start little fires.

Tell the wife, you all have been punished enough & it's time to leave this hell hole.
Lol
I have put my foot down
Going home tomorrow
 

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out of Q-rocity , which part of the world are you at?
 

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out of Q-rocity , which part of the world are you at?
A shit hole town called Manila
It's outside Tamworth

Literally nothing to do

I took my kayaks but the rivers are dry
There is a few dams but it's shit really
 

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A shit hole town called Manila
It's outside Tamworth

Literally nothing to do

I took my kayaks but the rivers are dry
There is a few dams but it's shit really
There is a national park near manila where you can catch some nice cod on Poppers Papa het. A couple of days after the cod breeding season ended me and a mate caught about four in an afternoon. It's about a 40 minute drive away on some reasonable roads. You'll have to drive on a bit of dirt but nothing too rough. No need to fish from a kayak there since like you said it's pretty dry. If you can catch some yabbies they'll lure the cod onto a hook as well. There are also feral goats in the park. If you can get hold opf someone with a gun you could try hunting them if the fishing isn't on.

If you want directions on how to get there pm me and I'll let you know.
 

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A shit hole town called Manila
It's outside Tamworth

Literally nothing to do

I took my kayaks but the rivers are dry
There is a few dams but it's shit really

trust it can not be worse than Collinsville in Qld.
 
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There is a national park near manila where you can catch some nice cod on Poppers Papa het. A couple of days after the cod breeding season ended me and a mate caught about four in an afternoon. It's about a 40 minute drive away on some reasonable roads. You'll have to drive on a bit of dirt but nothing too rough. No need to fish from a kayak there since like you said it's pretty dry. If you can catch some yabbies they'll lure the cod onto a hook as well. There are also feral goats in the park. If you can get hold opf someone with a gun you could try hunting them if the fishing isn't on.

If you want directions on how to get there pm me and I'll let you know.
Spit rock dam
And lake keepit
I checked them out
Caught 2 yellow belly
First time fresh water fishing
Tasted nice
Smelt horrible lol
 

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Internationally let your mother in law bust you jerking off . She will have you out that door quick smart, its also got the potential to back fire she might grab your slug and take advantage
Weigh your options up is it worth the risk to get out
LMFAO! BRO LOL...
 

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A shit hole town called Manila
It's outside Tamworth

Literally nothing to do

I took my kayaks but the rivers are dry
There is a few dams but it's shit really
If it was the other Manila you could have gone and banged some young Asian chick for $30
 

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Spit rock dam
And lake keepit
I checked them out
Caught 2 yellow belly
First time fresh water fishing
Tasted nice
Smelt horrible lol
I'm yet to fish split rock dam or lake keepit.

Yellowbelly is pretty good eating. Thery have an oil sack high up on their back that needs to be cut out or they can be a bit oily depending on how you cook them but they're not bad to eat. If you ever catch freshwater eel they will teach you what smelly is and you'r hands wind up covered in a very hard to remove slime after handling them. Theres a place near armidale where I've caught a bunch of metre plus eels. My mates wife is a phillipino and she wanted to cook one so we kept one. The meat in them isn't bad, but they've got a layer of fat about 2cm thick when they get big like that.

Cod are fun to catch on poppers though. They do some pretty spectacular surface strikes and despite being reasonably lazy fighters they will give you a few big surges especially when they get close to the bank. They're well worth a trip down the manila river if you have time before you leave. You can pick up 5 poppers for $9 at Kmart that work ok. I've caught one or two that were between 70 to 75cm but I'm hoping to get a metre plus cod one of these days. Copeton dam has some monster cod to be caught. but that might be further than you want to travel.
 

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Internationally let your mother in law bust you jerking off . She will have you out that door quick smart, its also got the potential to back fire she might grab your slug and take advantage
Weigh your options up is it worth the risk to get out
Did you want him to jerk off over an atlas ?
 

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I like to pull the "Satan has possessed my soul" card but my sister in law is a punk with WWHRD (what would Henry Rollins do) tattooed on her wrist to go with the skulls she has around her house and my brother in law is a Nazi so the dark cards never work that well.
 

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sp bored
Been up the inlaws since Christmas Day
Fucking wife won't let us leave
It's boring as all fuck in this 2 horse town put back bum fuck no where
Send ur wife over
 
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