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I totally didn't know that is how they were doing it, i honestly thought they would like have the basic story line all worked out for the 3 movies and just give director X like a bit of creative freedom to add their own take on it. How they have done it is like shit we did in high school, you write one paragraph of a story and pass it to the next kid and they write one paragraph etc and you end up with some wonky story at the end lol
That's apparently how George Lucas did it with the originals. Although he would have had a fair idea.
 

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It was rian johnson and he isn't accepting one single piece of the backlash. He's saying the fans are wrong and he's right.

Basically jj Abrams wrote the force awakens and rian johnson was give the last Jedi.

There's no set story from start to finish through the trilogy, The writers were given freedom to write their own stories

JJ Abrams is writing and directing the 3rd one but he ain't saving anything after that shit effort from rian johnson

I don't care much for them trying to diversify the movie SO LONG as there's a good plot. And there wasn't

The whole movie was based on a ship running out of fuel.

There's so many bloody things I could list wrong with this movie.

1. The rebels beat Palpatine, hence would have had control of the galaxy. With snope taking control are we expected to believe that the rebellion in a very short space of time have gone down to a handful of ships and there's nothing left of them? Hence a new generation is needed? Get fucked.

2. Snope completely thrown away. Nothing nada zilch. And someone that powerful not noticing a light sabre being moved ffs

3. Reys parents a piss poor throwaway line

4. That scene if Leia pulling herself back in the ship, get fucked how corny was that shit

5. FaceTime force holograms

6. That whole casino scene AN ABSOLUTE WASTE, SERVED NO PURPOSE WHAT SO EVER other than to introduce an Asian character

7. Finns just about to blow up the cannon and would probably have taken out the whole lot of them with the explosion but noooo let's needlessly save him for some bullshit about love

8. Luke not wanting to be found but he leaves a map

9. Yoda appearing just to blow up a tree

10. Knights of ren, where the fuck were they?

11. The whole poe not being ready to be a leader and he needs tactical training from leia and holdo . Ffs its basic military training to preserve the unit and follow orders but the rebels top pilot apparently has none of this military training

12. When the rebels are escaping the ship in transports holdo says "godspeed" I mean fucking seriously godspeed in the star wars universe where they worship the force? Are you serious how poor is that dialogue

13 ramming battle cruisers with another ship at light speed. I mean really now they bring this in? Np one ever thought about if before? It's not used because your battles in between ships would be much much shorter ffs. Again bad writing



There's definitely more that I've already mentioned and probably more to add to that list
I found 12. Ridiculous as well lol. But you couldn’t be that offended by God getting a mention with all the other leftist politics thrown in there could you?

This whole Rey’s parents thing is bullshit. In the force awakens, when Kylo was told about the ‘girl’ he’s like what girl!??!?!? And all these little things like Han Solos reaction to her almost knowing who her parents are/were potentially even his daughter, that weird female Yoda knowing more about her as well, the specific light sabre of anakin talking to her, it all leads to her being apart of the Skywalker bloodline somehow and would make me feel better about her op bullshit for feelin the force for a couple seconds.

That Asian birch was there for diversity and nothing else. Same with casino scene that was out there so she could be a sjw and bring up animal cruelty.

I cant believe they through away snoke like that, but the good thing is there is a plausible ass pull Abrams could do. See how snoke was like you saw what I wanted you to see maybe he put it in both of their minds type thing that he died or just in Rey’s to try and get her to join Kylo ultimately both being for him? I don’t know.

The biggest issue I had with the movie was throwing away the Skywalker name. You don’t do that, Star Wars is all about the Skywalker fucken bloodline and how anakin was created by the force through his virgin mum (yes I am triggered from the blasphemy of Jesus and Virgin Mary) but it was done and you don’t come out 8 movies later and say oh anyone can be extreme op with the force, that’s not fucken Star Wars!

You won’t admit it, but a lot of the things you’ve rightfully complained about are leftist politics taking over storytelling. Its pathetic and disgusting.
 

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Yeah what they did to luke skywalker is just criminal, mark hamill himself is too nice a bloke to speak out and bag it but i would be very surprised if privately he wasn't pissed the way they took the story.
Oh bro, didn’t you see the clips of him about his character in this movie? He said he hated it and pretty much beg that they Change it, but Kathleen the horse looking bitch and the balless director Johnson wanted nothing of it.
He’s such a humble bloke, he deserved more than that tbh
 

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the specific light sabre of anakin talking to her, it all leads to her being apart of the Skywalker bloodline somehow and would make me feel better about her op bullshit for feelin the force for a couple seconds.
Forgot about that but there's another one he fucked up.

Fuck you rian johnson you fuckwit
 

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You won’t admit it, but a lot of the things you’ve rightfully complained about are leftist politics taking over storytelling. Its pathetic and disgusting.
No you've got an obsession with this shit. That's your problem

The problem with this movie is that rian johnson is a clueless fucking idiot. There was no plot.

You can still have a strong female leader provided the dialogue and plot is good

You can still talk about love being good and prevailing provided the dialogue and script is good

The main problem with this movie is rian johnson
 

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No you've got an obsession with this shit. That's your problem

The problem with this movie is that rian johnson is a clueless fucking idiot. There was no plot.

You can still have a strong female leader provided the dialogue and plot is good

You can still talk about love being good and prevailing provided the dialogue and script is good

The main problem with this movie is rian johnson
I do have an obsession I’ll give you that.
But Legit the politics were chosen over what made sense. You’re fine to disagree but that’s how I saw it.
I mean some reviewers made a beautiful point, why in the fuck give this random purple haired lesbian feminist the last hoorah and like kill off general Akbar off screen like he was no one in the Star Wars universe, it should have been him sacrificing himself like that, he deserved that’s send off, not this random ass bitch.

But no plot made sense in this movie shit was just done to appease an agenda and what that did was fuck the whole movie up to the point where it wasn’t even Star Wars. Someone said it was social justice wars lol and it’s hilarioisly true but also depressingly true coz I was hoping to nerd out during this movie.
 

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I do have an obsession I’ll give you that.
But Legit the politics were chosen over what made sense. You’re fine to disagree but that’s how I saw it.
I mean some reviewers made a beautiful point, why in the fuck give this random purple haired lesbian feminist the last hoorah and like kill off general Akbar off screen like he was no one in the Star Wars universe, it should have been him sacrificing himself like that, he deserved that’s send off, not this random ass bitch.

But no plot made sense in this movie shit was just done to appease an agenda and what that did was fuck the whole movie up to the point where it wasn’t even Star Wars. Someone said it was social justice wars lol and it’s hilarioisly true but also depressingly true coz I was hoping to nerd out during this movie.
Ffs

You do realize that nearly every single movie ever fucking made has an underlying story to it, A message, some have numerous messages.

I bet you've even enjoyed "leftist" movies with good plots and dialogue.

The whole and only problem with this movie was the writing
 

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Ffs

You do realize that nearly every single movie ever fucking made has an underlying story to it, A message, some have numerous messages.

I bet you've even enjoyed "leftist" movies with good plots and dialogue.

The whole and only problem with this movie was the writing
Of course I have, you’re not understanding my point lol.

As I said to doggiesboy, they chose politics over story telling. What I mean by that is, ok have your leftist agenda in there but fucking make the story good, have a reason for the Asian bitch, have a reason why a purple haired lesbian had to be written in, have a reason to kill off Skywalker, have a reason and story to justify the bullshit which they didn’t, it’s like oh there’s animal cruelty in the world will just put that here, oh we need a chubby ugly Asian chick just put her there, ummmmm more powerful random females that are always right put a few of them everywhere, make the men always wrong do that for all situations, kill off Skywalker coz our focus is on random bitches and ***** and an independent woman that doesn’t need the name Skywalker to be powerful.

So yes you’re right, had the sorry made sense and plot I would not have bemoaned, I even said I was willing to ignore the blatant lefty shit had they just done luke justice but it was pathetic!
 

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Oh bro, didn’t you see the clips of him about his character in this movie? He said he hated it and pretty much beg that they Change it, but Kathleen the horse looking bitch and the balless director Johnson wanted nothing of it.
He’s such a humble bloke, he deserved more than that tbh
 

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You're both right. I'm not going to tell you where but you're both right.
 

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Gotta say there is some very creative editing done with that vid
Hahaha the faces are perfect. The first interviewer got caught way off guard with his answer to what people should expect lol ‘it’s longer than the others’ hahaha
 

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the best series was star trek, that was like porn for leftists
 

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Hahaha the faces are perfect. The first interviewer got caught way off guard with his answer to what people should expect lol ‘it’s longer than the others’ hahaha
haha yeah but it's probably one of the better click bait videos i have seen, they don't even show him answering the questions fully, they just cut his answer or just jump to a different interview entirely. Whoever made the video should go work for the daily telegraphs bulldog sport section :laughing::laughing:
 

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the best series was star trek, that was like porn for leftists
Didn't you know? In the future everyone is Socialist. Except the Ferengi. They're evil Capitalists.
 

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I still haven't gotten round to starting to watch my Christmas movies. And I STILL haven't caught up to all my favorite tv shows. Well... at least I got 2 weeks off from Friday to catch up. But I want to watch ALL CHRISTMAS EPISODES before the big day. Damn...
 

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I am so fucking ready! That trigger happy del toro mutha fucker! Haha gotta say I’m pleased brolin and toro aren’t against each other which sort of makes sense with del toro having a huge grudge against cartels for what they did to his family. But I wouldn’t be surprised to see with a wtf moment at the end like the first one.
 

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So bright reviews are bad. Why you ask? Well my first guess straight off the bat was ornate mustn’t be pc or have leftist politics.

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment...e-gets-ripped-by-critics-20171221-h08zvt.html

A complaint from the critics was ‘republicans will try and pass this movie off as law’ lollllll
So I essentially was right. Critics and movie makers are making all things political these days so it’s not me imagining things! These ***** actually want more and more pcrealist90 and more left and will condemn movies for not being ANTIFA propaganda pieces
 
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