Best two words. Rhymes with Parra Eels.I don't wanna say too much so I only have two words. SUCKED. IN.
They won the 9s (actually I only realised that when I read the article).When Melbourne cheated, they won premierships. When Canterbury cheated, they were on their way to the minor premiership and who knows how further. When Lance Armstrong cheated, he won the Tour De France seven times, Maradona scored a goal in the world cup, Marion Jones won five medals at the Olympics... See what I'm getting at here?
How the fuck and how much of a shit **** do you have to be to massively rort the cap and still cop an unlubed 20 inch cock up your ass? Cheating to win wooden spoons. Fucking shit *****. It's like Usain Bolt taking steroids and still losing a race to Phil Gould. How embarrassing.
This just proves what a nothing, peasant club Parra is. Their entire claim to fame is "remember how good we were for 4 years 30 years ago?". 13 wooden spoons (most of any current nrl team. Again, how embarrassing) and you need to cheat to "win" them. Just give up, you peasants.
They are now, rightfully, placed in the same lower class as Tigers, Raiders, Titans, Panthers, Dragons, Warriors and Knights. We all know they're not going to win shit, they're just a nuisance. They just exist for no reason.
I guess a virgin viewing porn is happy...They won the 9s (actually I only realised that when I read the article).
Yes, BUT they need to slice players in order to earn points. The Eels will not win 12 games with a team full of park footballers.They can still make the 8 with that penalty, its very hard but not impossible, they can afford 2-3 more losses. Its impossible if they cant field their best side though.
Bahahahhaaha sig'ed. Some of your best mateWhen Melbourne cheated, they won premierships. When Canterbury cheated, they were on their way to the minor premiership and who knows how further. When Lance Armstrong cheated, he won the Tour De France seven times, Maradona scored a goal in the world cup, Marion Jones won five medals at the Olympics... See what I'm getting at here?
How the fuck and how much of a shit **** do you have to be to massively rort the cap and still cop an unlubed 20 inch cock up your ass? Cheating to win wooden spoons. Fucking shit *****. It's like Usain Bolt taking steroids and still losing a race to Phil Gould. How embarrassing.
This just proves what a nothing, peasant club Parra is. Their entire claim to fame is "remember how good we were for 4 years 30 years ago?". 13 wooden spoons (most of any current nrl team. Again, how embarrassing) and you need to cheat to "win" them. Just give up, you peasants.
They are now, rightfully, placed in the same lower class as Tigers, Raiders, Titans, Panthers, Dragons, Warriors and Knights. We all know they're not going to win shit, they're just a nuisance. They just exist for no reason.
so really they cant earn anymore as long as they're still over the cap which I'm fairly certain they are.BREAKING: NRL statement released:
The club will be fined the maximum penalty of $1 million (with $250,000 suspended if the club accelerates the governance reforms recommended by PWC within a specified time frame)
The Parramatta Eels will be docked all competition points accumulated so far this season while their team was in breach of the salary cap. The club will be able to begin accruing points as soon as it makes the necessary changes to comply with the 2016 cap
The club will be stripped of its Auckland Nines competition title won earlier this year
Absolutely.so really they cant earn anymore as long as they're still over the cap which I'm fairly certain they are.
As punishment they should give us Semi Radradra...for freeAbsolutely.
They can still make the 8 with that penalty, its very hard but not impossible, they can afford 2-3 more losses. Its impossible if they cant field their best side though.Yes, BUT they need to slice players in order to earn points. The Eels will not win 12 games with a team full of park footballers.
We'll pay him Mbye's salary.As punishment they should give us Semi Radradra...for free
Fuck If give him M'byes salary plus another cool Mill. He's Fijian those ***** never stop working for more moneyWe'll pay him Mbye's salary.
Watmough to retire by Friday (My guess), also, maybe Norman to be released ( would be a GREAT addition)Eels can't accumulate points until they are under the cap, therefore they have to shed players... I wonder if the 500k over includes watmough...
My bad.They can still make the 8 with that penalty, its very hard but not impossible, they can afford 2-3 more losses. Its impossible if they cant field their best side though.