Solar Powered Jerseys..

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Mr 95%

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On Twitter Dean Ritchie rumoured the Bulldogs are getting solar powered jerseys! WTF? Next thing..wind assisted shorts????? Hang on..I think some players (and fans!) have those already.. Pew!!!!!

@BulldogRitchie: Am hearing something about solar powered jerseys coming out of the @NRL_Bulldogs next year. Des must be up to his old tricks...​
 

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All the solar power will be diverted to Des' house so he no longer has to pay for electricity and can create another money pillow on the money bed in the money room proudly brought to you by Canterbury.
 

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Are they going to have led lighting on the jersey? Lol
 

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My opinion of twitter's contribution to society just gets worse by the day.
 

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You can get solar powered shirts that charge your phone for you while your out lol..**** knows why youd need solar powered jerseys though.
 

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Probably solar powered GPS units or some crap.
 

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News just in!!! NRL schedules all dogs games at night
 

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Club should stop buying Dessie all these stupid gadgets until he finds a halfback and fullback.
 

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Bulldogs robotic play now powered by the Sun....
 

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wtf do solar powered jersey do?
she rex's one will have a built in cattle prodder to zap his lazy arse....or possibly a super charged electric shock to see if we can bring him back life i.e. frankenstien
Kasiano's although large enough to power a small city....will power a tanning bed for capt James to rid himself of that pasty skin
Eastwood's will have a built in defibrillator in case he suffers a heart attack
 

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Stats must update in real time. Would be nice if any of this technology actually helped us rather then being a gimmick.
 

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what happens in the rain? do we short out?
 

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I prefer our old ones that used to run on pride
 

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This is obviously some sort of bullshit hoax.
 

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Ermm OpalSolar is a major Bulldogs sponsor.

Probably Opal will feature more on the jersey.. or could be using them to power the player GPS units (thus lighter weight as no battery packs required for them).
 
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