"I've got a mate ..."

[Captain Kickass]

Come on, fess up ... everyone has one of THESE stories.
You don't need to name names.
You don't even have to say how you know !

Tell us about your crazy mates, and /or associates and the sh*t they've done over the years that still makes you wonder WTF !!!

Here's mine of the top of my head ....

- I've got a mate ... who got ejected from Lords during the Ashes for sledging Mitchell Johnson over the fence !!!

- I've got a mate ... who once crashed into a power pole at Lidcombe and survived !!!

- I've got a mate ... who reckons he once stuck his {censored}, inside a cows {censored}, to win a bet for a fifty of weed !!!

- I've got a mate ... who left his shoes in Revesby over the weekend, and simply went the whole week of school barefoot until he could get them back !

Surely you know someone like this !

Did someone blow their finger off with firecrackers ???
Did someone break their back and recover ???

Try and keep the criminal stuff out of here ... don't want anyone here to put themselves in a tricky spot.

 

[OTTO]

Ive got a mate who ate toe jam for a footy card lol

 

[the_crusader]

I've got a mate who dropped a full bottle of vodka on the sidewalk and then licked it up off the sidewalk

 

[Captain Kickass]

Fantastic contributions fellas ... :thumb:

Keep 'em comin folks ... :becky:

 

[UmoGus]

i dont have a mate ....

 

[MeskBrah]

i dont have a mate ....

One day you will.

 

[Rodzilla]

ive got a mate who one time asked a girl out on a date

it was incredible

 

[OITENTA-E-NOVE]

- i've got a mate ... Who reckons he once stuck his {censored}, inside a cows {censored}, to win a bet for a fifty of weed !!!

this is your brain on drugs.

 

[Captain Kickass]

this is your brain on drugs.

Actually, to be fair ... while I didn't see the alleged act, I was present on the night, and he was only drunk at the time.

He said he'd do it ... we all reeled in disgust ... then a couple of hours later people were saying things like "Did you Troy with the cow ?", and most of us were like "WTF ? He actually DID IT ???"

 

[MattyB]

I had a mate from school that lit a bunger, threw it and it exploded and flew back onto him, burned his head.
We lauged, as we all thought he was a w@nker

 

[Hansta]

I've got a mate who dropped a full bottle of vodka on the sidewalk and then licked it up off the sidewalk

thats normal if alcohol is ever spilt, you must lick it!

 

[Moe]

- i've got a mate ... who had over 50 shots in 2.5hrs and had to get taken to the hospital in an ambulance whislt in Paris.

- i've got a mate ...who was stuck in Sydney traffic ( i think it was the m5) and he was busting to pee. So he grabbed an empty bottle, pulled out his willie and proceeded to pee in it whilst driving and with other drivers looking on lol

- i've got a mate ...who pissed in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job

 

[Captain Kickass]

LOL @ Moe .... regarding your last one ... I recall having to hold back some gas once and thinking "This could end badly !" .... :thumb: .... Don't worry, I did !!!

 

[dogkat]

I've got a mate ... who rolled his semi-trailer onto its roof and he survived with minimal injuries. Same can't be said for the full load of cattle.

(Actually, it was my uncle.)

 

[Pom_81]

I've got a mate who woke up having pulled a "larger" girl the night before who'd gone down on him. He reached for the pint of water he always left beside his bed and took a massive gulp, only to realise that she'd clearly been a spitter, not a swallower.


This is Karma. The man is a sex pest. He's currently trawling round Vietnam, supporting its sex tourism.

 

[Hansta]

- i've got a mate ... who had over 50 shots in 2.5hrs and had to get taken to the hospital in an ambulance whislt in Paris.

- i've got a mate ...who was stuck in Sydney traffic ( i think it was the m5) and he was busting to pee. So he grabbed an empty bottle, pulled out his willie and proceeded to pee in it whilst driving and with other drivers looking on lol

- i've got a mate ...who pissed in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job

:roflol: mad ****!

 

[Rodzilla]

lol moe

was the pissing intentional?

 

[Moe]

lol moe

was the pissing intentional?

Yes. He told her that he had to go pee. But she wouldnt let him take his cock from here mouth and she said "just go"

 

[Bry]

I know a bloke who was pashed a 50 something year old homeless woman for a dare. On another dare he licked a pair of women's undies they found at the pub that had a little white stain in them. His theory was they were a size 8 so she was probably hot. One of the weirdest and funniest blokes I have met.

 

[suiker]

Waiting for Boots to post in this thread.