SBW out Injured for Toulon LOL

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PigBenis

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Get over him.. he is living his dream and getting paid well injured or not
 
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Sucked in. Not sure he should be getting media coverage here in Australia though.
 

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Heard about this, this morning and had a laugh to myself.

Lets just hope Toulon don't want a refund on their damaged merchandise :D
 

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roflll they had it in the MX newspaper today lol refering to the kennel making fun of SBW. Mr C's comment was in there and a few others lol
 

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Sonny Bill Williams , qui souffre d'une fissure du péroné, devra observer une période de repos de trois semaines. Sonny Bill Williams, who suffered a cracked fibula, will observe a rest period of three weeks. Le trois-quart néo-zélandais de Toulon s'est blessé lors du match Toulon-Brive samedi dernier. The three-quarter New Zealand Toulon was injured in Game Toulon-Brive last Saturday.

Par ailleurs, le talonneur sud-africain Christiaan Liebenberg , également touché à la main droite lors de la rencontre contre Brive, est lui aussi indisponible. In addition, the talonneur South African Christiaan Liebenberg, also hit the right hand during the encounter against Brive, is also unavailable. Il sera opéré cette semaine et ne pourra pas jouer avant deux mois. It will be made this week and will not play for another two months
 

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how many threads do we need on this?
100 is not enough this is gold.


:roflol:

Good Buy Toulon!!!! Worth all the BS Now is he??????

Made my night. Maybe my week
 

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lol how the f*k do you get injured in a game of union where the scoreline is 3-3, where the centres probably made 1 or 2 tackles and 2 hit ups..
 

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lol how the f*k do you get injured in a game of union where the scoreline is 3-3, where the centres probably made 1 or 2 tackles and 2 hit ups..
If your name is Sonny Bill you can get injured watching other people play.
 

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good riddance
there'll be plenty more injuries where that came from believe me
 

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sucked in you idiot. karma is going to turn you into a paraplegic
 

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Report: Sbw Breaks His Leg!

By Paul Kent

September 05, 2008 12:00am

WELL, that didn't take long. Sonny Bill Williams is hurt and unable to play the next three games for Toulon, according to the skinny reports leaked by the club.

Do not feel too sorry for Sonny Bill. This leaves him nothing to do but stay home and count his cash. News of Williams' injury exploded in a cloudburst of colour yesterday, websites lighting up with what was received by many to be joyful news.

Now, we don't want to dance on another man's misfortune, but you couldn't help but sympathise with the common thread of emotion from all those fans, who brought it back to one word: karma.

If there's one thing we could have told Toulon it is that just as the Sonny rises, so does the Sonny set. But here is a news bulletin that will send the still hurting Bulldogs fans and all the karma chameleons into obscene delirium.

It appears the word on Williams is worse than indicated, and that Toulon is trying as hard as possible to keep a lid on the nature of Williams' injury. The only public comment the club has made is that he will be out for three weeks. Nothing has been said as to the nature of the injury.

But we here in the newspaper business have our moles all over the place, and it emerged the Queensland Reds played a tour match in Nice on Wednesday night, not all that far from Toulon, it turned out.

After the game, none other than Toulon coach Tana Umaga appeared in the dressing room for a friendly hello where naturally and inevitably the conversation turned to his new buy. It was right then Umaga told the Reds, revealed exclusively here, that Williams had broken his leg.

No wonder they are not revealing the nature of the injury. A broken leg means Williams could be out for up to six weeks - which was exactly what Umaga said to the Reds.

Six weeks, not three.

Why they have set up such a charade is uncertain, but we'll take a guess. Three weeks seems minor, and keeps Toulon fans believing in their new buy. Six weeks confirms the reputation that Sonny is a crock, a reputation as well-worn as his nubby knee joints.

At the Bulldogs, Williams missed 47 games from a possible 120, through injury. He had shoulder reconstructions, ankle injuries, a torn meniscus, bruised bones, more ankle injuries, and stress fractures. In both feet.

And those were just the long term injuries. In between he had strains, pains and phantom injuries.
Whoever would have believed the worst injury of all turned out to be the back injury he faked to get out of playing for the Dogs to save himself for Toulon?

This latest injury has only confirmed that Toulon has received the full Sonny Bill experience. Highlight reel hits and debilitating stints on the sideline. It sounds like the Frogs are about to find out what frustration is all about.

News of Sonny Bill's broken leg also revives one of those hot rumours that fail to die, from the times when Sonny Bill was still firmly under the protective wing of the Bulldogs right through to now, after he skipped town and with many still trying to figure out why.

His body is getting old before its time. Every time Sonny Bill went down with another injury it reinforced two facts:

We never get tired of writing the same story and Sonny Bill's body was failing to live up to its hype.

This latest injury again confirms that his bones struggle to absorb the punishment that his power generates. The word has long been that Sonny Bill's knees are shot and he is out to make as much money as quickly as he possibly can.

That's why a kid that struggled with the change of moving from New Zealand to Australia was suddenly enlightened enough to make the switch to France. The Frogs were not told of this, naturally.

Of course, this private injury report that Umaga has shared with about 25 Reds players and a million or so Daily Telegraph readers is all predicated on the fact that Sonny Bill is telling Umaga the truth, which we have learned through bitter experience he may not be.

The last time he claimed injury it all turned out a smoky before he hopped on a plane.

Maybe the snotty little French owner Mourad Boudjellal better have somebody at the airport just in case.

You can never be too sure.
 
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