What would you do if you won the lotto?

[maroondog72]

buy a 70 foot cabo game boat and take des on a deeeeeeeeep sea fishing trip and after that book myself in for a liver transplant and penis rebuild for 2022

 

[The DoggFather]

buy a 70 foot cabo game boat and take des on a deeeeeeeeep sea fishing trip and after that book myself in for a liver transplant and penis rebuild for 2022

Don't forget the concrete shoes....

 

[Wahesh]

buy a 70 foot cabo game boat and take des on a deeeeeeeeep sea fishing trip and after that book myself in for a liver transplant and penis rebuild for 2022

I'm guessing that means after you've gone fishin' there will be a lot of drinkin' and fuckin' eh?

 

[The DoggFather]

I'm guessing that means after you've gone fishin' there will be a lot of drinkin' and fuckin' eh?

Sippin margaritas and bangin senoritas

 

[Wahesh]

I'd assemble a team, most likely full of some angry Kennelers, and play in the dodgeball tournament in Vegas

 

[The DoggFather]

I'd assemble a team, most likely full of some angry Kennelers, and play in the dodgeball tournament in Vegas

Count me in bro, I have plenty of anger lol

 

[Wahesh]

Count me in bro, I have plenty of anger lol

Bro you'd easily be the number 1 pick - @south of heaven a close #2

 

[Alan79]

buy a 70 foot cabo game boat and take des on a deeeeeeeeep sea fishing trip and after that book myself in for a liver transplant and penis rebuild for 2022

Reading between the lines here. So you'd take Hasler out on your boat with lots of alcohol then drink till you destroyed your liver and root him till you destroyed your old fella. Not how I'd like to spend my money but each to their own.

 

[Wahesh]

Reading between the lines here. So you'd take Hasler out on your boat with lots of alcohol then drink till you destroyed your liver and root him till you destroyed your old fella. Not how I'd like to spend my money but each to their own.

I'm guessing he's take Hasler our deep sea fishin', then as a result of an "accident", Hasler goes overboard and is never seen again. To celebrate, the goes drinkin' and hires a lot of hookers for a lot of... you know what

Another way of spending a billion dollars is doing what Mr Deeds does and buy everyone in town a red corvette

 

[Mr 95%]

Id like to own their cheer leader id think they would look fantastic swinging from my penis
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In theory that'd be ok..but they'd struggle to swing by their little finger..yeah..as there would be no room to fit a whole hand on.. lol!

 

[Alan79]

I'm guessing he's take Hasler our deep sea fishin', then as a result of an "accident", Hasler goes overboard and is never seen again. To celebrate, the goes drinkin' and hires a lot of hookers for a lot of... you know what

Another way of spending a billion dollars is doing what Mr Deeds does and buy everyone in town a red corvette

Did I forget to make my sarcasm marks.

Buying everyone in town an identical car would make it a nightmare at the shopping centre.

 

[south of heaven]

Count me in bro, I have plenty of anger lol

Fucking oath dodge ball would be great way to vent lol. Hookers and gambling in the morning throwing balls a ***** during the night .@Wahesh win this loot me wants dodge ball

 

[maroondog72]

I'm guessing that means after you've gone fishin' there will be a lot of drinkin' and fuckin' eh?

Ummmmm yep

 

[maroondog72]

Reading between the lines here. So you'd take Hasler out on your boat with lots of alcohol then drink till you destroyed your liver and root him till you destroyed your old fella. Not how I'd like to spend my money but each to their own.

Lol no des would not be involved in the drinking or rooting as he would be busy swimming with the fishes

 

[maroondog72]

In theory that'd be ok..but they'd struggle to swing by their little finger..yeah..as there would be no room to fit a whole hand on.. lol!

Shots fired southys down!!

 

[Mr 95%]

Shots fired southys down!!

Lol!

 

[Mr 95%]

LOL - this thread is reminding me of that scene in The Simpsons where Homer has Mr Burns teddy bear and he's thinking of all the things he wants with it - including his own recording studio LOL: @TANK 2.0 @south of heaven @Mr 95% @dog 4life @Alan79

Lol!

 

[Wahesh]

Did I forget to make my sarcasm marks.

Buying everyone in town an identical car would make it a nightmare at the shopping centre.

Your car would be identifiable with a unique customised plate

 

[Wahesh]

Fucking oath dodge ball would be great way to vent lol. Hookers and gambling in the morning throwing balls a ***** during the night .@Wahesh win this loot me wants dodge ball

FKN LOL Love you bro

 

[Bad Billy]

Alright. I'd line up 100 strippers amd snort sherbet off their arses. I don't so drugs so sherbet will have to do.