Favourite Movie Quotes or moments

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The Boondock Saints - prayer

For shepards we shall be for thee my lord for thee
Power has discended from thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
we shall flow a river forth for thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be
enomini pattri
et fili
spiritus santi

 

[~MC~]

"I am feeling very Olympic today"

"I am freezing my royal rastafaring neenies off"

Cool Runnings. WOO HOO IT'S ON FRIDAY NIGHT!

Some people say no you can't believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team.

 

[PineappleBoy]

Want to kiss my lucky egg?

Sanka ya dead? Ya man

 

[PineappleBoy]

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Reporter: Where is snowlfake?

Ace: Why do you care about ze dolphin? Do you knoow him? Does he call you at hoome?? DO YOU HAVE A DORSAL FIN!

 

[BisH]

Switowski: He broke-ded my nose
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Let me try to fix that.
[Crewe fixes his nose]
Switowski: How do I look?
Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
Switowski: I love little Michael

 

[K E]

Ace Ventura

There's............someone on the wing.........some....thing!

 

[Wahesh]

So did he just slap that ass or did he grab it and hold onto it?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

So did he just slap that ass or did he grab it and hold onto it?

 

[Mr 95%]

One of my favourite lines in a movie is Cartman's 'request' to Mr Garrison.. in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.. Makes me laugh everytime..

 

[Wahesh]

Kyle: [raises his hand] I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: [mocking] Muh muh muh muh muh muh, muh muh muh.
Kyle: [shoots back] Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Ay! Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: ...Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fatass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (Fuck.)
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? [the class gasps]
Mr. Garrison: [stunned] What did you say?!
Cartman: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a bullhorn, turns it on, and speaks] "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
[Mr. Garrison stands in shock.]
Stan: Holy shit, dude.

 

[Shanked]

wayne's world bohemian rhapsody scene in the car

 

[The DoggFather]

Everything Pacino says in Scarface

 

[MatstaDogg]

 

[Indiandog]

*goose bumps*

 

[south of heaven]

Excuse me, did I hear the f-word out of you? You say "fuck" again and I'll bang you right to fuck. Now get the fuck out of here.

 

[south of heaven]

You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

 

[south of heaven]

you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?

 

[Bad Billy]

 

[Bad Billy]

you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?

Hahaha ! Orgazmo.
That brings back memories.

 

[south of heaven]

Hahaha ! Orgazmo.
That brings back memories.

Cockkkk rocket!!!!