Biggest **** speakers in the game

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IMO as follows.

The king is no doubt, Hayne as good as Locky/Marshall/Inglis and he is "on board with a ticket in hand" Gordon Tallis. As awesome as he was, man he speaks some absolute ****.

Daley - Cheeks are annoying enough, hearing the **** he says makes it even worse.
Gould - The walrus always acts like he is a master, giving himself pats on the back and jizzing over flavour of the week player every game, mainly the **** train.
Geyer - He says the most stupid **** sometimes the mind baffles.
Cam Smith - I hate that sooky grub, I can't bear him being the next AUS/QLD, captain >:(

And how could I forget .

Mr Paul K.U.N.T. Typical telecrap "journo"(term used loosely) along with his crap colleagues Phil Rothfield and Rebecca Wilson. I would add a certain CEO but I'm sure KE will fill in nicely here haha.

So who annoys you?
 

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Gould- He knows everything. He knew what you and I were thinking even before we thought about possibly thinking of it. He has all the best ideas on paper but no actually uses his ideas. He wanks over players who have 2-3 good games and claims he knew they had it in them 8 years ago. His eyelids are so fat he can barely keep them open. If he could suck his own dck, he would. He loves when people brown nose him. I hope he takes the NSW coaching gig so he can be exposed for the fraud that he is and further prove players win you games, not coaches.

Daley- You were balding in your playing days but all of a sudden you have a dead possum on your head. Wow, you sure fooled me. I never knew men grew MORE hair the older they got.... For one of the best 5/8ths the game has ever seen, he sure is clueless. Breaking the record for most cliches in one game doesn't make you a good commentator. Neither does saying things like "He's a footballer" or "They've given up on attacking."

Andrew Voss and Warren Smith- Who TF are these 2 and why should I listen to 2 guys that have never kicked a ball in their life?

Cameron Smith - Magilla Gorilla and Chewbacca call this guy a hairy cnt. Arrogant cnt that plays us for gullible idiots. You didn't know about the rorts my fat hairy ballsack.

Brad Fittler- Yes, I enjoy your drug trips/commentating on channel 9.

Darkness/Wendell Sailor- The cnt is the Aussie version of Samuel L. Jackson. The cnt is in everything. I watched a lesbian porno and he was in that, too.

Peter Sterling- GREAT commentator, is very rarely bias and tells it like it is but the lack of hair on any part of his head is scary. Does he even have eyebrows?
 
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Daley, Greg Alexander and Terry Kennedy!

Terry Kennedy ****s me to tears on the Sunday Roast!
 
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What's a Terry Kennedy?
 

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I don't know what that is. Sorry.
 

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I don't know what that is. Sorry.
I shouldn't have exposed you to this thing in the first place. I'm sorry you had to see it.

Sooooo much rage over that twat. Stupid opinions, whiny voice, ****-eating smirk. Why is he there???
You know you're a douche when Andrew Voss puts you on show and labels you as clueless.
 

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Danny Weidler = Khoder Nasser psycophant and propanganda dispersant. Every single word he publishes or reports with is dripping with an "I know the real truth" taunt ! Until such times as he and Khoder fall out, nothing will change.

Terry Kennedy = A Danny Weidler without the roids or the contacts. Done nothing. Does nothing.

Greg Alexander = Should give up the gambling. Every game he commentates his bias is blatantly apparent. Picked us to run 2nd last in 2009 and on the basis of that alone I've mentally switched him off.

Garry Freeman = Given WAY too much credibility for his opinion.

Paul Osborne = Arrogant pompous turd. Looking forward to his position as CEO eventually being overthrown and destabilising the place further. And keep your d*ck in yer pants you f*cking walrus ... a vagina isn't meant for litters you know !

Mal Meninga = What the f*ck has he actually done to earn his reputation of Origin super-coach other than sit in a chair with dozens of other QLD alumni and get them to move the chess-pieces for him ??? Had it not been for the vision of NSW-man Craig Bellamy, he would not have inherited a squad of world class talent. Yet there he is grinning ... basking in his stupidity blind to the obvious that any f*cking monkey could have walked in and coached QLD.

Phil Rothfield = "Buzz" as he affectionately calls himself. His never-ending butthurt about Phil Gould is nauseating. No-one's getting on your crusades Buzz ! You're a laughing stock .... which brings me to my next one.

Rebecca Wilson = How wonderfully typical that these two are responsible for the "gossip Sports section". Lets analyse her career - Panelist with Stan Zemaneck's Beauty and the Beast on Pay-TV in it's early years, and journalist with News Ltd ... What's the link here ? A : Her long-term boyfriend John Hartigan, CEO of News Ltd .. pretty easy to get a leg-up in media when you're literally f*cking the boss. Other Greatest Hits include a stint on Big Brother chat-show appropriately called "Big Mouth". It, like most things she does, was a total failure.

PS : A word of advice for John ... listen to the man Kanye ..... Holla WE WANT PRE-NUP ! - It's somethin' that you need to have ... cause when she leave yo ass .. she gonna leave wit' HALF !
 

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Captain Kickass said:
Mal Meninga = What the f*ck has he actually done to earn his reputation of Origin super-coach other than sit in a chair with dozens of other QLD alumni and get them to move the chess-pieces for him ??? Had it not been for the vision of NSW-man Craig Bellamy, he would not have inherited a squad of world class talent. Yet there he is grinning ... basking in his stupidity blind to the obvious that any f*cking monkey could have walked in and coached QLD.
SPOT. FCKING. ON!

You summed it up perfectly.
 

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5 in a row......
With the players. Give me that team and I'll own NSW.

That fat bloated cnt gets WAY too much credit he deserves. Swap the coaches, would it make a difference in the slightest?
 

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Prove me wrong. The only FACT here is that we are the champions, 5 times over.
 

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I know, FFS! But Con the Fruiterer deserves little to no credit.
 

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Caring. If it wasn't for the Dogs, I wouldn't watch League at all.
 

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What about most of us on the Kennel?
Gotta be right up there...
 

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