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    Security Cameras

    I just installed 2 eufy in a mates buisness today as been robbed 2 times in a week , surrounding buisness have real hi tech stuff hopefully the police will pick up ect. But doing these 2 today was easy picture qaulity good, the alarm is rubbish and the 2 pack at bunnings on sale
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    Mr Burns dead

    What about gaylord? that was a common name back in the day
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    Medical Cannabis and CBD oil

    Fkn lol he was ok ,he had fun
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    Fave song lyric / 1 liner

    Anal c unt I ate your horse Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse You loved it and took better care for it than yourself You command it, cleaned it, and fed it apples every day I was broke, drunk and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it I ate your horse I ate your...
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    Medical Cannabis and CBD oil

    A mate took way to much once, water fixes everything lol
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    Medical Cannabis and CBD oil

    Start small ,like 5cent piece in hand ( well that's my gauge) give it half hour you'll soon know lol. We were fishing and had some next minute mate put this concert on his phone rods went down and we were walking in circles in water watching this gig fkn lol. knew everything that was going on...
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    Medical Cannabis and CBD oil

    Apparently the Tyson Vape round $180 I'd the go to. A mate owns a leith cheif store they good to have a phone chat to
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    Medical Cannabis and CBD oil

    I'm doing the medical thing soon ,for anxiety and sleep ect, used to smoke back in the day but bongs absolutely flogged me I green out and have massive panic attacks ,few mates are on it for similar things and pain and swear by it so I'll give it a crack, also been micro on shrooms that makes...
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    Food. Why Did We Choose to Eat That?!

    Even my gay mates said they wouldn't stick that shit in their mouths
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    Food. Why Did We Choose to Eat That?!

    Rocky Mountain oysters
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    What are you going to spend your $200 million on?

    Bingo, that's why I'll rent out an island afterwards to dry out for us lol, but who am I kidding we still be pounding, whiskey, beer and gin , just with lobsters oysters and prawns , and high end hookers, @Mr 95% I know you not the biggest seafood fan so I'll import the finest kobe beef for...
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    What are you going to spend your $200 million on?

    Sorry to inform you all ,I'm winning the fucking thing and the kennel world tour on the A380 will be happening. @Mr 95% you have the most important task of screening the lady entertainment .
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    "FOOOOOOD!" Post your culinary masterpieces here!

    I do a small bbq at a venue Thurs and Friday So far sold out every week.simple as fuck food goes a long way I've never had so many women say how good my meat taste in their mouths Unfortunately it's not my Doodle
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    "FOOOOOOD!" Post your culinary masterpieces here!

    I will suck you off to smell that cooking lol
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Absolutely fkn lol
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    Funny T-Shirts you’ve seen

    I did own this one back in the day,
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Ohhh yeah I gots this model
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Is that Howard?
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    I got some catching up to do fkn lol
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Funny thing about that , an old acquaintance, has a retarded looking dog like that and went on a meth bender for a few months ,he thought jesus was on his side and threatened to kill everyone. He had a deformed foreskin and helmet, I always joked they will find him bled out on the kitchen floor...
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    Post your well wishes for blue_boost

    Still no for me we are novids
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    Aftershave

    So do I but at 45 chances are slim, lol although I'm playing insertions with a 30 something yr old ,at least I can leave lights on for now
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    Aftershave

    Brut 33,mixed with old spice mixed with lynx Africa, gets any old slapper going once you chuck a can of beam In it's hand . Lol nah same as ops original one it's survived the test of time
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    Bit over or some shit,was a meaty fucker smashed it
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    I have strict instructions when I die ,at my funeral no thongs no entry, would also like a bunnings sausage sizzle out front apon entry
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    That's 5 months of thongs wearing dedication lol , even at work
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    Went back , Roo rod beer lol
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    My secret beer, throw the fuckers out,sit on bank drink beer if fish is hungry it will eat.if not stiff shit drinking beer is fun even in rain
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    I leave mine on the deck and hope for rain,today they are getting a rinse lol
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    $20 kmart rod ( downsized) and kangaroo again for bait
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    Beer Appreciation Thread

    Great Northern, pretty easy to knock back.sapporo, and six strings coastie larger . I'm a simple beer man, love a good stout but just as happy with a simple beer
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    Another Shooting in US..Oklahoma

    Bizarre when you read mass shooting America you barely bat an eyelid it's like it's kinda expected
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    Beer Appreciation Thread

    Blackman's pivot city larger is an easy as fuck clean crisp beer for a hot day,only 4.2 so you can bang a few in the sun and be ok
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    Beer Appreciation Thread

    I recommend their Vietnamese coffee stout, pre warming don't bang 6 beers in before starting a session on them ,they catch up and fast lol
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    Lol I just done mass of dogshit knots on the running sinker so it wouldn't move lol .that's all they had at kmart
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    Pretty much I have a really nice co op less than 30second walk from my door, but I just throw a line in with no expectations but to chill have a few coldies.half the time I pack up and just go get a kilo of prawns and sit on my deck
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    I took it to my mates Cafe, they bbq half it up I went home before I could try it. Love the jumper on my mate who was cooking it lol
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    Yeah ,when the fucker got on i thought shit it's a stingray ,but it started a decent fight, I thought no way am I bringing this up on what I gots luckily I had a mate to witness the fight lol.but I let it swim a bit then he got buggered pretty quickly.
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    I was using pork for bait but no bites lol
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    First one in my life, probably the only one lol it's over 6kg ,I just go down water front have a few beers and little bbq to chill ,I only throw the rod out to see if I get a nibble, I don't really care if I catch anything of not. That definitely a bonus lol
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    Fishing and your fishing set up.

    $ 40 rod from kmart , kangaroo for bait , 90cm fish good times.
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    An appreciation thread of the fairer sex 2.0

    I got questioned in nz for about 3 seconds said I had vallium, she said how much ,I said not as much as I consumed on the plane that's for sure,I got a script you wanna see. No welcome to new Zealand have a great time.
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    Voice referendum

    Can we have and middle east thread?
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    News Terrorists on the ground in Israel

    I do not know, personally I think there will be no negotiation, as a few here have called ,not going to stop until it's levelled
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    News Terrorists on the ground in Israel

    Israel’s Defence Minister, Yoav Gallant, said his nation was imposing a “complete siege” of the Gaza Strip on Monday afternoon, local time. “I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no fuel. Everything is closed,” Mr Gallant said. “We are...
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    News Terrorists on the ground in Israel

    Yup just going to be a blood bath with a lot of innocent people killed, which honestly most of us will forget about in a few weeks when a news article pops up about the excessive price of biscuits or some shit
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    News Terrorists on the ground in Israel

    Jamie Lee Curtis swiftly deletes Israel post after fans call her out The Oscar winning actress has been forced to remove a pro-Israel post after fans called her out on an embarrassing oversight. And here we go
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    News Terrorists on the ground in Israel

    The death toll from the conflict between Israel and Gaza has passed 1100 as Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu warns of “mighty vengeance. So a bunch of innocent kids and women are going to get blown to shit in indiscriminate missile attacks?
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    Voice referendum

    Yep ,my guess people project on social media, then there's the real world I personally think this will be a land slide
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    News Terrorists on the ground in Israel

    The bigger war will be the war of words on twitter, when a celebrities decide they need their say" and every news article on that will be the focus..
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    Voice referendum

    Is it over yet
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    Nathan merritt on life support

    Yeah just looked nothing there , don't wanna speculate just hope the dude pulls through
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    "FOOOOOOD!" Post your culinary masterpieces here!

    Waygu rump, giner garlic chilli lime prawns Ans first time I ever made this salad watermelon lime,avacardo, mint.and red onion. The taste of summer I tells ya
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    News PSA: No more "Fücking"

    Bloody fucking poofter bastard lol
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Lol yup everything is you **** of thing
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Fkn lol daily
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    Conspiracy Debate Thread 2.0

    Absolutely, should be running soon, nicest sweetest prawn around no risk
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    Conspiracy Debate Thread 2.0

    Really? I love em, cooked or on ice, after last night's rain and the next full moon the local schoolies should be running, and that's me all day breakfast lunch,
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    Conspiracy Debate Thread 2.0

    I like prawns
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    Do you have a big one or a little one?

    Also banned in California got some warning on them with a cancer causing agent
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    Do you have a big one or a little one?

    Gots a few the go to is the petrol 3200psi,can be a bit harsh on smaller stuff. But change the nozzle.the smaller ones tend to have a flimsy hose which always seems to get tangled with power cable. But they all can serve a purpose
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    Your Favourite Aussie Songs

    Ages ago having a drink at the pin ,a few of us went back to mine to indulge In some whiskey, this random dude rocks up had a few ,and a chat. Seen him round every so often, we fight for the same chair and have a laugh. Sitting there on an open jam night.and thus autistic kid comes up and starts...
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    Sonya Kruger was right…

    Poor bastard everyday I check here he getting the lock up
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    Voice referendum

    Can I spit on people if I'm upset over their opinions?
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    Business Ideas

    I think you don't need a good idea just a stupid one, thongs with gel packs you can freeze, them any drunken idiot will buy them at a servo pissed . Ps chuck you thongs in a bag in the freezer it does feel pretty good.. Surely a million aussies will buy them at $20 a pop 3 bucks to make em.1...
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    Business Ideas

    Online made to order, those vegan youtubers have a cult following who hang of their eveyword easy money lol
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    Business Ideas

    A vegan tshirt store online with all the gay vegan slogans, vegans lap any bullshit up, and when you say all proceeds go to a good cause, ( they don't have to know it goes on delicious cuts of meat for my BBQ which is a good cause) Then you sit back and think you dumb fucks bought shirts made...
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    Engaged

    Ahh so your the moedogg, she was telling me about in bed half an hr ago
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    Religious Discussion Thread

    I don't know making a 600 year old pensioner build a big boat , because God cracked the shits over his own science experiments ( which he already knew how it would end)is kinda a dick move on most levels
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    Engaged

    It's a good time to get engaged when you likes each other, plenty of time to hate each other when married, congratulations sir
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    Paul Vaughan Facing Big Super League Ban

    Why is Richard Wilkins always getting arrested in the kennel adds?
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    Do people have an obligation to their employer not to look like a blob?

    If I decide to turn up to work , it's in mu best dress bunnings singlets , shorts and thongs
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    Nope lol @Mr 95% heard my daily shenanigans
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    I'll what's app you my morning work conversation lol
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    The Funny Picture/Meme Thread

    I cannot do that, on a daily basis I tell my boss ,to go get fucked, go fuck himself, fuck off ya ****, stick it up your arse, I'll stab you in the dick ****, eat shit, go an get fucked .at least 30 times before 9am, come 2 pm today I'll say you fucking autistic pensioner fuck yourself your no...
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    Barbie Movie

    Women will like what I tell them to like Homer j Simpson
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    Your Favourite Aussie Songs

    So I think that was their last ever show.they never played lol, he was a total prick the moment he entered the venue
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    Your Favourite Aussie Songs

    Lol I had to kick mick blood out of his own show a few months back before they even played. Picked his drunken arse off the ground, says time to go mate.we got him to the gate. He said " but I'm playing tonight " his band told him nah we quit ya fuckwit. He had some half arsed swing at me...
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    BBQ Carnivore - Thread

    Won't lie ,I chubbed up a bit
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    Your Favourite Aussie Songs

    I got on the piss the other night and had a tism binge till 3am, twas glorious
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    Your Favourite Aussie Songs

    One of the greatest Aussie songs ever and probably also should be our national anthem
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    That was the dog farming on Singapore, well they thought it was the dog lol
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    Voice referendum

    I got 2 when I chip em it'" oii you 2 red heads stop it or I'll take you out in the sun with no sunscreen " that shits like krypotnite to a ranga
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    What are some services offered that simply aren’t required

    The massage before the happy ending
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    How many serial killers are on here?

    I find the term serial killer offensive, I'm a body collector
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    Welcome back indian man

    It's my duty for all things causal racism
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    Welcome back indian man

    Thanks for your wisdom @Indiandog https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwDvO-gqwRw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    From take of to 36,000 ft not a single bump although it did sound like an 80s window mount aircon is in your ears well worth it.
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    I'll get a couple more runs on them absolutely fantastic
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    @DinkumDog those 717s are noisy but so fucking smooth not bump
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Pounding double chivas and dolmades, I ate 11 slices of cheese so hopefully I don't shit myself, as I've consumed the weight of my head in roast beef and salami. Gots to get the $ 25 worth
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Hobart lounge small ...... but for 25 a pass I'll drink that in 11 seconds
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Pricks better have something better today, another lounge session is coming up ,and I'm thirsty snd hungry
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Direct still ham sandwich and brocili soup, I wants dumplings with my whiskey damit
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    @DinkumDog what time do they convert dinner in lounge ? Over ham sandwiches
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    The Aerosexual Thread

    Indeed tassie ,and I picked 19c for that engine experience lol young fellas first flight
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