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  1. blueyedsamurai

    News Brett Finch

    Should come out as transgender. He'd have a much better time in prison.
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    Kyle Flanagan

    Judging by Cleary's random acne outbreaks, Flanagan just needs to ask him for some.
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    Tess Holliday ‘really struggling’ with body image following anorexia diagnosis

    Think shes mistaking bulimia for anorexia, but shes most likely just vomiting from eating too much.
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    4 indians raped a lizard

    Reminds me of this classic.
  5. blueyedsamurai

    News Sea Eagles v Bulldogs preview -Emile El-Azar | March 25 2022 11:56AM league unlimited

    Does this mean we're twice as good as last year because we got beat 60+?
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    Opinion Thoughts on signing Fergo 22/23

    What are the yakuza offering him for?
  7. blueyedsamurai

    Rumour Dufty possible eye on Dolphins move?

    Worst time to buy tbh, the housing market is fucked in QLD because of everyone fleeing from interstate.
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    Corrupt nrlol

    The 6th again is bullshit, remember when teams were scared of kicking a grubber in goal for fear they'd give away a 7 tackle set from the 20m because it could change the game? Now you can get 2-3 in a row anywhere on the field.
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    Forster Tuncurry Shark attack

    In South Africa a lot of them have disappeared because a bunch of Orcas have been hunting them for their livers.
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    Forster Tuncurry Shark attack

    White pointers were put on a recovery plan in 2002, so you'll only see more of them in the future compared to previous decades.
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    Open letter to adam elliott

    Has there been a single game this year where he hasn't done something stupid?
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    Social Media Dale finucane

    Inject him with some calf's blood and he'll be able to play as long as Gallen.
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    2021 Round 10 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    On the leagueunlimited forums they think he's saved rugby league.
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    The great gender debate

  15. blueyedsamurai

    2021 Round 9 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Storm should be heading to jail with Hayne, this is rape live on air.
  16. blueyedsamurai

    Official Round 7 Bulldogs V Sharks - Team Lists and Discussion Thread

    Its not a bulldogs game without Elliot fucking up something.
  17. blueyedsamurai

    Hopoate Captain?

    Hopefully, most of our captains were let go not long after.
  18. blueyedsamurai

    Melbourne! Is there any hope?

    We might hold them out for 20 minutes but its going to get ugly later on.
  19. blueyedsamurai

    Rumour Indian Dog to return ( conditional)

    They're so thirsty they go after paintings.
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    Rumour Indian Dog to return ( conditional)

    Always wanted to attend one of their poo throwing festivals.
  21. blueyedsamurai

    Rumour Indian Dog to return ( conditional)

    I guess these methods really worked if he's still alive.
  22. blueyedsamurai

    Bring back Moses Mbye

    He just needs more time.
  23. blueyedsamurai

    Smarter White Milk rename

    I'm surprised they haven't gone after Canadian milk.
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    Are we really as 'big' as we think we are

    I feel like we're Souths in the early/mid 00s, 2-3 name players while the rest are bums. Took them 10 years to make the top 4.
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    Movie Discussion

    Don't watch it with your misses unless she likes violence.
  26. blueyedsamurai

    Will we win 1 game this season?

    We'll probably win some at the back end of the season considering a bunch of players are off contract.
  27. blueyedsamurai

    Golden Gaytime name change

    I've turned off ice creams the past few years, my golden gaytimes are in the past.
  28. blueyedsamurai

    Round 3 Bulldogs V Broncos - Team Lists and Discussion Thread

    Broncos have looked more competitive than we have, gonna be tough to win. Hopefully Milf and Croft have an absolute shocker.
  29. blueyedsamurai

    Opinion 0-5 season start a strong possibility

    Hard to tell, I dont think anyone expected us to beat Souths last year.
  30. blueyedsamurai

    Round 1 Bulldogs V Knights - Team Lists and Discussion Thread

    I wouldnt worry until round 11. Parra used to flog teams in round 1 and then go on to win the wooden spoon.
  31. blueyedsamurai

    Round 1 Bulldogs V Knights - Team Lists and Discussion Thread

    We do but newcastles is worse, ours is 46% while theirs is 44%.
  32. blueyedsamurai

    Six Dr Seuss books won't be published for racist images

    They banned "Hop on Pop" because it "encourages children to use violence against their fathers" I thought it would of been the pedophile vibe of the title.
  33. blueyedsamurai

    All Stars Match

    Probably downing a few pies each break for the energy.
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    Michael Lichaa DV charge and current Bulldog not of interest to Police.

    Cant blame Elliot, he was just thinking fresh.
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    Des Hasler

    Viewing the silvertail forums last year was like looking at the Kennel in 2017.
  36. blueyedsamurai

    News Marty Taupau brother signs contract with bulldogs

    He still thinks highly of the club going off this recent interview.
  37. blueyedsamurai

    News 'Here they breed success' Reimis Smith comments on going to Storm.

    Storm couldn't help Kasiano, Reimis has to put in the work and not be a lazy **** if he wants success at Melbourne.
  38. blueyedsamurai

    News Brett Dallas faces 25 YEARS jail

    I thought he went completely mad? Wasn't he posting incoherent messages on social media a year back?
  39. blueyedsamurai

    Coronavirus.

    I wonder if someone can spot indiandog?
  40. blueyedsamurai

    Coronavirus.

    How are the Brisbane Kennerlers doing? Buy enough water and toilet paper? I'm on the Gold Coast so keep your distance you plaguebearers.
  41. blueyedsamurai

    Mitchell Pearce wedding to Kristin Scott called off over text message scandal

    I remember watching that movie Blackrock years ago, had the guy from cheese TV in it.
  42. blueyedsamurai

    Mitchell Pearce wedding to Kristin Scott called off over text message scandal

    Dogs are getting pretty good at communicating with humans.
  43. blueyedsamurai

    Official Merry Christmas from the Bulldogs

    Merry Christmas ya dogs!
  44. blueyedsamurai

    Is there any such thing as a witch?

    I recommend the movie The VVitch, and yes its spelled with 2 V's for some reason. Its a bit of a slow burn so dont expect broomstick sword fights.
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    Biff in origin.

    Dont let Pearce off the hook that easily.
  46. blueyedsamurai

    Boxing Gallen vs Hunt

    They took it down
  47. blueyedsamurai

    Official Josh Addo-Carr joins the pack

    Last time we got accused of salary cap cheating was 2012, things are looking pretty good.
  48. blueyedsamurai

    News State of Origin star is caught up in X-rated gay porn scandal

    " who’s now in a long-term relationship with a female "
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    Official Elliott Update

    Tangata-Toa calls him a good sort in this video, hopefully the boys aren't to distracted and can train properly:tearsofjoy:. https://www.bulldogs.com.au/news/2020/12/08/tangata-toa-settles-into-new-look-coaching-pack/
  50. blueyedsamurai

    News State of Origin star is caught up in X-rated gay porn scandal

    At least he didn't get didgeridoo'd in the arse.
  51. blueyedsamurai

    Coronavirus.

    We've been found out. https://www.news.com.au/world/coronavirus/global/china-suggests-covid19-arrived-in-wuhan-via-frozen-meat-products-including-australian-steak/news-story/9eef3841f8c09e8033617b6b7b062d19
  52. blueyedsamurai

    Burger Lovers get your arse in here NOW!

    Lovely, got a sneaky $2 big mac on the app today. Gonna get the mcrib tomorrow.
  53. blueyedsamurai

    Naden tests positive to cocaine.

    Cronulla Sharks have made inquiries about signing him after hearing the news.
  54. blueyedsamurai

    Rumour Barrett and Cleary split

    Baz is just glad to be out of there.
  55. blueyedsamurai

    Opinion Fox sports predict we will finish 15th in 2021

    They predicited us to win the comp in 2013 and we know how average that year was.
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    Rumour Jarryd Hayne

    Hayne was so drunk he thought he was smashing down some kilpatrick oysters at the pub.
  57. blueyedsamurai

    Rumour Home sick

    Seems to be a common occurrence for Klemmer as he wasn't picked for SOO for that exact reason.
  58. blueyedsamurai

    News Michael Gordon Drug Arrest

    Its changed recently but the Gold Coast had a lot of criminals because of the different laws compared to other states. There are lots of millionaires who made their money with gambling and property scams.
  59. blueyedsamurai

    Rumour Jarryd Hayne

    Probably from comfort eating, I remember that pedo from A Current Affair blimped out big time during his trial.
  60. blueyedsamurai

    News Bookmakers tip Bulldogs for NRL wooden spoon

    We've been tipped for the spoon the last 3 seasons and we've never got it.
  61. blueyedsamurai

    2020 State Of Origin Game 3 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Freddys dream of coaching an NRL team has been shattered.
  62. blueyedsamurai

    Best Designed Jersey of all Time

    I liked this one, think its 07.
  63. blueyedsamurai

    Opinion Who else thinks the Bulldogs are a top8 team for 2021?

    As long as we dont have another scandal or major injuries we are a chance.
  64. blueyedsamurai

    2020 State Of Origin Game 1 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    The most interesting thing about this series is seeing whos left standing by game 3 after all the injuries.
  65. blueyedsamurai

    2020 State Of Origin Game 1 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    I thought Wayne was gonna get Smith to play like he got Langer in 01 and make this series interesting.
  66. blueyedsamurai

    2020 State Of Origin Game 1 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    I used to get out the best of origin dvd and get hyped up for it but not this year.
  67. blueyedsamurai

    2020 State Of Origin Game 1 - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    No crowd makes this look like a legends of origin match.
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    Social Media Dale Finucane

    We'd still have him if Des didn't sign T-rex on 600k in 2013.
  69. blueyedsamurai

    Yeo to snub Dogs

    He was playing the ball so slow in the GF stopping a lot of Penriths momentum.
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    Gus believe all Melbourne Storm premierships count.

    Phil's doing this because he got shit on for his bias commentary.
  71. blueyedsamurai

    News Steve Price to leave club

    Cue the articles whinging about how we're supposed to be the family club and sacked a club legend.
  72. blueyedsamurai

    Official Bulldogs sign former All Blacks coach Steve Hansen

    I thought Barba got banned for life?
  73. blueyedsamurai

    Opinion Angus Crichton

    Chricton was a monster this season, the price tag might be a bit to much though.
  74. blueyedsamurai

    Halligan 98 vs el Masri 02 goal kick

    Halligans was more like 3x combo from the sideline.
  75. blueyedsamurai

    Did you notice Barrett having a quick chat with Cameron Munster last night ?

    Barretts allure is just to strong to resist.
  76. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Ol' Slater used to do that all the time.
  77. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    What a shit GF, who wins next year, Roosters or Storm?
  78. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Ivan should of contacted Daniel Andrews, they'd be winning now.
  79. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Sign with the Storm or Roosters and you're gauranteed a ring, to bad for big Kas he couldn't handle the training.
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    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Now its looking like the 2008 GF.
  81. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    2001 all over again, most dominant team getting 20+ nil down at half time. Would be funny if the final score is something similar.
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    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Cant say I'm surprised by whats happening.
  83. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Storm are getting away with everything they want in this game, hard to see Penrith getting out of this.
  84. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    He said he was still going to play the lower grades, I guess that doesn't count as retiring.
  85. blueyedsamurai

    2020 Grand Final - Other Team Lists and Game Discussion

    Langer used to vomit before every game, once they're on the field they should be alright, If not we might see a repeat of the 2001 GF.
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