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    Top Shelf News - New Fullback Edition

    Hi News Fans, It has been a while, yes, but finally with my insider back working full time with the doggies i can fill you all in on some long awaited information on our new fullback. I know everybody has their knickers in a twist about weather or not Josh Hoffman is coming to Belmore, and...
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    For old times sake

    Discuss
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    ATT: Mikey

    Finally got Radiohead tickets!! U jelly?
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    Top Shelf News - David Stagg

    Hi News Fans, Its been a while. There has been a few rumors of late of David Stagg playing his last home game this weekend against the Roosters, and then retiring. This in fact is not true, David will be playing on, just not with us. Expect to see him in a Knights jersey next year...
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    Craig Field killed some bloke

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8500021/ex-nrl-star-may-face-murder-charge Former NRL player Craig Field is expected to be charged with murder after a 50-year-old man he allegedly punched to the ground outside a NSW north coast hotel died in hospital today. Kelvin Kane was found...
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    Att: Moe

    During downtime your package arrived. Thank you sir :) Many a fap has been had.
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    Would you guys still like me if i was gay?

    Also would any of you come to my big gay wedding?
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    I will just leave this here

    4lyf 4eva
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    Home and Away

    Did you know that Liam is boneing Indy IRL. Lucky cnt, he is about my age. Also the new chick, Lotti, is Indy's sister IRL. She's not bad either HTH
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    Kennel Tipping Comp

    Ok, so i won this year. What is my prize? TBH i would settle for a Kennel scarf. PM me for address to send it to. kfanx
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    Round 23 Bulldogs v Sharks Match Thread

    OK, who is going? And where are the Army sitting/standing?
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    Sydney bodybuilder robbed after death

    An amateur Sydney bodybuilder had his personal belongings stolen after he died from a heart attack in a sauna in Thailand a week ago. Eastwood man Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian, a popular 22-year-old bodybuilder known as "Zyzz", died on August 9 after using a sauna in Bangkok. (Read more...
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    Day passes needed?

    Yalla my Lebanese habibi's, if any of you need Shire day passes for Monday please let me know and i will sort you out and make sure your safe in Cronulla. Myself and my son will be with the Army this week. Reply with Quote for free day passes. Shu leh 80 fic BootS for the Shire
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    Fatty o Barrel

    Is he alive? Is anyone actually running this state?
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    Top Shelf News - Ennis rumor edition

    Hi News fans, Top Shelf News can confirm the news being spread around about Michael Ennis faking neck injury and signing with Souths is a major gee-up. The starters of this rumor are gee-ups themselves. Actually what i can honestly report from Belmore is Ennis will be the next Blue and...
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    Norwegian extremist goes on a rampage

    Police said they were questioning a Muslim extremist on Saturday over twin attacks on a youth camp and the government headquarters that killed 91 people in Norway's deadliest post-war tragedy. As harrowing testimony emerged from the holiday island where scores of youngsters were mown down by...
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    iPhone app sound problem.

    Ok Applefags answer me this. When i am playing a game like say Angry Birds etc and i get an interuption (phone call, msg etc), when i go back to the game the sound is gone, disapeared. I go out of the app and back in and still no sound, only way to fix it is to delete the app and reload it...
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    Top Shelf News - Moore edition.

    Hi News Fans, Sorry i dont have news of a sacking or anything like that as of yet, but what i can confirm is that not only the board but the players have lost total faith in him. The pressure is getting to him, at half time of the Sharks game Top Shelf News can confirm that Kevin Moore...
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    Rymes Festival Line Up

    Sydney Rhymes Kids Music Festival The kids festival that's ALL about music - Rhymes Festival -comes to Sydney with a whole new line up. Current confirmed line up includes: - Hi-5 - Lazy Town Live Show (JUST ANNOUNCED) - Zingzillas - Yo Gabba Gabba (Not Including DJ Lance) - Angelina...
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    Round 8 Bulldogs v Broncos 3 - 2 - 1 thread

    3 Payne 2 Barba 1 Ennis
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    Lebo/Aussie names

    Growing up in Bankstown and attending Bankstown boys high i went to school with and was friends with many lebo dudes, lots off them had Lebo names but called themselves Aussie names at school like Fred was really called Fawaz Sam was really called Samir etc etc What are our Lebo...
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    When you see it...

    [Edited by Moe]
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    Madonna DEAD

    FMD just heard on 2GB that madonna was found dead in her hotel room bathroom. They are waiting for more information on how etc
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    Top Shelf News - Jamal Edition

    Morning Guys, Top shelf news can confirm that Micky Paea is out tomorrow due to a training mishap and Armit will take his place. And in HUGE news, that you will hear here FIRST, Jamal Idris is set to re-sign with the dogs on a 3 year deal worth 400k per season, expect a press conference...
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    LMAO ATT: Mesk Re: Walk it out!!

    Remember this? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ROLFMOCCA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPgMo_l_cis
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    In memory of

    Hi Guys, BootS here, Wanna join my crew? BootS inc?
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    Top Shelf News Rd 2

    Hi Guys, Just heard the replacement for Morris will be Roberts. And the replacement on the bench will be....... WAIT FOR IT......... If fit by match day EASTWOOD!! If he is unfit Armit will take the bench spot. Remember guys you heard it here first, Boots for Top Shelf News.
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    When you see it..

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    There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas

    Christmas is a time for forgiving, so i would like to dedicate this song to all my African friends Give us free and feed the world *****es... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5cX_ncZLls
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    Karma Police

    Karma Police Arrest this man He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He's like a detuned radio Karma Police Arrest this girl Her Hitler hairdo is Making me feel ill And we have crashed her party This is what you'll get when you mess with us
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    Give Us Free!!

    Discuss..
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    Jean Claude Van Damme Dead!!

    OMFG :( Rest in Peace. Just heard it on 2gb. Had a second massive heart attack.
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    Your Thoughts?

    Hi, Do you think i should go to round 10 next season at home vs the Rabbitohs?
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    Who was Mongoose

    OK guys, now that he has finaly been banned, who do you think it was?
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    A fact

    In Tanzania they make the walls of their huts out of cow manure.
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    Top Shelf News - Night with the coaches edition.

    Hi News Fans, Top Shelf News man on the inside at the coaches night has asked the following question to the players, and i can report that when asked. Do you like Ben Hannant? The majority of the players have replied. NO. BootS for Top Shelf News
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    Need help Habibi's

    Hi Guys, I need your help with a name or recipe for the following. Its this black (i think) stuff with sesame (i think) seeds and oil that is put on Leb bread and rolled up tightly to eat. i remember the lebs at school ate this stuff when i was a young fella. Anyhoo, hook me up with the...
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    Fattoush

    I got Kim to make me this salad last night. FTW!!! Was like chunky tabouli with crunchy leb bread!! I have found my salad for this summer already. HTH
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    Rumour : Eastwood signs for 3 years

    Well so says the Fattard [ Mod Edit : Link Removed to allow discussion on recent events ] But then gets told he is wrong by Eastwoods brother LolO
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    The Brewery

    BootS will be there this Friday night, before and after the game. Be sure to visit me. I will be, no doubt, drinking with KennO and Kieran. Dont be shy. No Africans allowed. Limited Islams ok though.
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    Schools advised against swimming lessons in Ramadan

    Schools advised against swimming lessons in Ramadan The swimming guidelines are aimed at "removing barriers to full participation" Swimming lessons in some Staffordshire schools should stop during Ramadan to ensure Muslim pupils "do not swallow water", a council has suggested. Stoke-on-Trent...
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    Top Shelf News 14/7

    Hi news fans, There is not much to anounce this week other than maybe, just maybe, you could see Steve Turner back in the run on squad this week. And also Ben Roberts has again been given up to match day to prove his fitness. So if Turner is back obviously Winitana goes back to the...
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    Simon

    He sent me a pic of himself. For all those who were wondering. Here he is.
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    Non Bulldog Top Shelf News.

    Hi All, Not only do i bring you Bulldog news, i can also bring you news from other clubs. According to a mate down in the sunny capital the Canberra Raiders board is starting to lose patience with David Furner, from what I can gather the board will be seriously looking at terminating his...
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    Top Shelf News 6/7

    As promised guys, i have some big Top Shelf News for you. Todd Greenberg is trying to push Luke Patten, Andrew Ryan and Brett Kimmorley out next year so they we can try and keep Idris Morris etc All fairly obvious but the interesting part of this saga is that when Todd and Kev sat down...
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    Erotic Tales

    Not bad veiwing before the game starts.
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    Computer problem

    The F9 button has come off my laptop. What do i do? PS: I have already put a slice of cheese in the disc drive and re-booted the router, nothing happened.
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    Boooo

    Booooooo. Which kiljoy mod banned Wesley? He was funny, obviously a gee up, but he had a European IP address? Nice proxy, PM me where you found it. Again Boooooooooooooooo for the banning!!
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    Top Shelf News

    News just in guys. Turner is OUT. Nueman goes to the wing and Idris is back at centre with Buddy Gordon coming into the run on side at Second Row. Remember, you heard it here first. BootS for Top Shelf News.
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    Your honest opinions please

    OK, go for it, copy and paste the below list and give your HONEST opinion on them, dont hold back. Blaqdog: Chris Bain: Vargster: -Dalger-: Moe: Mongoose: Slippery: Snake Jailbird: Carl.: Hog: mikey_mtp: Captain Kickass: -Kurry-: BootS: -Alex-: DogzKill4eva: Ozman: Berries...
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    An update about Simon

    Hi guys, As you know i have been in constant contact with Simon aka ~ZoSo~. He is doing well and has contacted my cousin a councilor in Blacktown. Together they are working through his problems with great results. Finaly he has got the confidence back to start looking for a new job...
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    Poetry Corner

    Wow, I’m sick of doubt Live in the light of certain South Cruel bindings The sevants have the power Dog-men & their mean women Pulling poor blankets over Our sailors I’m sick of dour faces Staring at me from the t.v. Tower, I want roses in My garden bower; dig? Royal...
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    Top Shelf News 25/05/10

    Just got off the phone from my good buddy at the dogs. This is huge guys. Blake Green has signed with the Knights, as Ben Rogers has been sacked for a fight in a Newcastle Pub, this has not hit the media yet, but look out for it. You heard it here first. BootS for Top Shelf News.
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    Taliban-criteria for membership

    YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF... 1.... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2.... You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3.... You have more wives than teeth. 4.... You wipe your ass with your bare...
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    Labrador.

    Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a labrador. Fook off say's Mick, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?
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    An open letter to Tahu aka BooHoo Tahoo

    Thanks for ruining my State of Origin tonight. Thanks for tarnishing our games name because you are a sooky la la whinger. Man up you big pu ssy. Regards BootS
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    Joke for the ladies.

    Whats wrong with sex first thing in the morning? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Have you ever tried to peel open a toasted cheese sandwich?
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    Gary Coleman's Coffin

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    Kennel chat thing

    Where has it gone?
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    Monster Hunter tri for Wii

    Hi Guys, Have any of you got/played this game? I got it last night, have not put it on yet, but have read the manual, fark me its pretty full on!! Anyhoo, those who have it.. What are your thoughts? Any tips? What the online game like? Cheers Boots
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    Mongoosee Appreciation thread!!

    Hi guys BootS here... Ahahaha, use this thread to show your appreciation for the Mongoosee. I like him!! Go the Goose!!
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    Stinkpalm

    Brodie: After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him. T.S. Quint: How do you propose I do that? Brodie: You stinkpalm him. T.S. Quint: Stinkpalm? Brodie: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt...
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    Monkey Face

    I would like to thank my friend Kathy for bringing this new technique to my attention. MONKEY FACE Monkeyface is a slang term for a sexual technique focused on degradation of the victim (see Donkeypunch). The technique is usually performed by a male on a female, and as such has strong...
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    Monkey Chitter

    /rant on FFS, will you Asians stop with the loud monkey chitter right in my farking ear!! Speak English FFS. My god Asian languages are aweful. No offence to our yellow Kennelers.
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    Recipe help Habibi's

    Walla bro's, need help with a Lebo recipe. I am making Kofta tonight (i am cool with this recipe), but want to make those Lebo green beans in the tomato sauce that i always get at the Lebo restuarants. Anyone hook me up with the recipe or the name of the dish so i can google it. Shu lehs!!
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    Chat Roulette

    http://www.chatroulette.com/ LMAO.... Enjoy!!
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    Inverargill Beach - Sharks eat ranga's

    http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/girl-fights-off-shark-with-body-board-in-invercargill-new-zealand/story-e6frf7lf-1225825803327 A 14-YEAR-OLD New Zealand girl escaped serious injury in a shark attack by furiously beating the creature about the head with her body board until it let go...
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    The Biggest Loser

    Everyone get behind big Phil. Saw last night during his biography he was wearing a Bulldogs polo shirt at one stage and during the first run he was wearing a Bulldogs cap. Go you big fat doggies supporter. Go big Phil!! Bring home the bacon fat man...
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    Man tries to karate chop train, fails

    Man tries to karate chop train, fails. By Kristin Shorten From: The Courier-Mail January 29, 2010 A 33-YEAR-OLD man has come off second best after trying to karate chop a moving train at Eagle Junction station in Queensland last night. Police said the man tried to use the martial arts...
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    Muck Hole

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    Multi

    Celtics into Nuggets into Magic h2h multi HTH Hurry Nuggets start in 10 mins.
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    Lebz

    Sara3Rezz3abaddayr
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    Finally, a black man i like!!

    Tiger Woods. Actually he is half yellow, but still, i like him. hth reply with corn bread
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    Kennel Relationships

    What happened to Dalger and Smingers? Did Dalger hurt her?
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    Top Shelf News 13/11

    Good Morning News Fans, Please see attached flier, i hear the entire Bulldogs team will be there to meet and greet on this day. Everyone do you best to get down and have your car washed. BootS for Top Shelf News
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    The Killer..

    awoke before dawn he put his boots on
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    The Ageing Hooker and the Perversion of Point Shaving

    __________________Source: www.puntingace.com The Ageing Hooker and the Perversion of Point Shaving “Phoenix” has been around the game a while. She is what most punters would call “a little world weary” but she has the street smarts lacking in her younger, more attractive rivals and she is...
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    QuestionAyr

    Cock
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    To be sure!!

    An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 000. Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!'' Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!'' *click* *BANG* Irishman: ''Okay...
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    Ask a trap anything

    Are you afraid?
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    Getting Old!!

    A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"...
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    Homebake 09

    POWDERFINGER, JET, HILLTOP HOODS, ESKIMO JOE, SIA, DANIEL MERRIWEATHER, MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS, SARAH BLASKO, A special best of performance by TIM FINN, CLOSURE IN MOSCOW, TIKI TAANE (NZ), SHORT STACK, UNDERGROUND LOVERS (original line-up) PHRASE, DECODER RING, BUMBLEBEEZ, TUMBLEWEED (original...
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    Black Testicles!!

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. 'Nurse,' he mumbles from behind the mask, 'are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir...
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    Davo

    Why did my Mofo Sixxx account get banned?
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    Didge ded

    Does this sadden anyone?
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    Oldie but a goodie!!

    Airport security event Customs Official : 'May I know your name?' Passenger : 'Batman' Customs Official : 'What's your name!?' Passenger : 'My name is Bat-man' Customs Official : 'Are you trying to be funny? What's your surname?' Passenger : 'Super-man' Customs Official ...
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    Michael Jackson fakes death??????

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25717332-5001021,00.html Did Jacko fake his death?Article from: Font size: Decrease Increase Email article: Email Print article: Print Submit comment: Submit comment July 01, 2009 12:00am MICHAEL JACKSON faked his own death to escape the...
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    Talking clock

    Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment > to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Maori led the way to > his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. > > > > > > > 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked. > >...
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    Lolzabaloozaelephants

    Bahahahahaha, check out the guy at fronts face!! ROFLSAURUSPIGBENIS
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    English from around the world.

    Wonderful English from Around the World In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry...
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    The form of the Roosters

    After six rounds of the NRL this year, Brad Fittler is very concerned about the form of his Roosters team, so he decides to go and see Wayne Bennett at a St. George training session to ask some advice. Fittler turns up and tells his concerns to Bennett. Bennett says “You’ve got to work...
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    Infraction system

    Private 25-03-09 11:42 PM Expired 1 Questionable actions and content VAI Private 18-03-09 04:43 PM Expired 1 Harassment Moe Private 12-03-09 12:28 PM Expired 1 Offensive Materials DJ1 Private 09-01-09 10:45 AM Expired 1 Offensive Materials luke Private 08-01-09 07:09 AM...
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    St George goal kickers

    Are they all retarted? ******* Soward Riddel Chook Heron need i say more? Who is there kicking coach?
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    Who am i?

    I march up and down, stick my arse out, poke my belly out, show my double chin, and then kick goals looking like i have down syndrome?
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    Idris.

    Well we got ripped off royaly, but one good thing is, how good is this young kid, he had a blinder, i for one was very impressed. Millard wont see much 1st grade once Morris is back.
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    Group Sex

    Have you ever been involved in a session? If yes how long ago? If yes are you scared you will now lose your job?
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    Matthew Johns cleared

    The NRL have cleared Matthew Johns of any misconduct as the Kiwi girl at the centre of the sex scandal admitted she was not aware of the interchange rule.
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    Smingers Vs Baby Dogg

    Who will be the alpha leb chick of the kennel!! Smingers has some competition now. Boyfriends Porches Watches ZOMG we may see a cat fight!!!
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    Obama

    They once said that a black man would be President when pigs flew. His first 100 days and - wham!! Pig's flu!
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    Champix

    Go you good things!!! 1 month 2 days, no darts!! Side Effects: The morning tablet makes me a little sick on the tummy if i dont eat before taking it. reply with "Go you good thing"
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