Your right!
THE JEWS!
The Jews caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Jews killed Christ.
Jews created Christ.
Christ is actually the Jewish anti-Christ.
Jews are the anti-Christ.
Christ was just another dirty Jew.
Christianity is a Jewish cult. (Technically it actually is.)
Tel-evangelists peddling, “Seed faith” and other scams; of course, they're all Jews, and a good Christian would never be so dishonest!
Jews are behind every earthquake forest fire and drought.
EVERY time the Bulldogs get a penalty against them or a disallowed try, you can bet the Jew did it!
Jews invented cholesterol.
Reptilian Alien Overlords, of course, all, Jews!
Jews have a “hive mind” Yep Jews are the Borg and resistance is futile!
Remember the Titanic? Yep, a Jew called Iceberg did it.
Jews created Ebola.
Jews ARE Ebola.
Jews also created Chickenpox. Mumps, Herpes, Leprosy, the Black Death, Diabetes, Hepatitis, COVID-19, Coronavirus! Ahhh to hell with it, Jews created ALL diseases including your alcoholism and your fat sister’s eating disorder!
Jews support ISIS.
Jews support Hezbollah.
Jews support Hamas.
Jews support Assad.
Jews supported Hitler.
Jews supported Stalin.
Jews support North Korea.
Putin is Jewish.
Hitler was Jewish.
Gadhafi was Jewish and so was Osama Bin Laden.
Trump wanted to be Jewish but the Jews didn’t want him…
Jews support Iran.
Jews want Iran to get the Bomb.
Jews don’t want Iran to get the Bomb.
Jews ARE the Bomb.
Jews are really Sith Lords.
That tension in your neck...Darth Jew is doing it!
Jews control the EU.
Jews control the US.
Jews want to take your guns away.
Jews want you to have more guns.
Jews are really Martians.
Jews invented gravity to keep us down!
Remember when you got so drunk you threw up all over yourself and the hot date you were trying to lay, well, that cock-blocking Jew bartender made you drink those twelve Beers!
You lost your erection last night, a Jew took it!
Your imaginary lover won’t fuck you, that's because they’re doing it with a Jew instead!
The pilot light on my water heater went out...Jews did it
My 2002 Ford only gets 15mpg. It’s the Jew petrol’s fault!
The cop that gave me a speeding ticket for doing 120in an 80 zone, a Jew made me seed!
Suicide bombers....all Jews.
Satan was originally a Rabbi.
Tunguska explosion...Israeli Jews nuke testing.
Global warming, whether it’s man-made or not, of course, Jews.
Sharp objects were invented by Jews Awe hell! Let’s just say it!.......Death was invented by Jews.
Eve was a Jew, thus she was smart enough to eat the apple and doom us all!
9/11? Are you kidding? Of course, it was the Jews!
Mexican cartels...all Jews.
Italian mafia....Jews.
Vatican Bank, the most corrupt in the world, yep run by Jews!
WW1....Jews.
WW2....Jews.
Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iran etc etc wars…Jew, Jews, Jews and more Jews!
WW3....you know Jews will start it!
Starlin, Mao, Lenin, Trump, Kim Jong-un, Putin, Xi Jinping and Milli Vanilli that’s right, all dirty Jews!
Corrupt impeached presidents, Nixon and Clinton yup all Jews! (Except for Trump, the Jews think he's doing a good enough job on his own)
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
Yes....it was, is and will always be, “the Jews!”
Whew!
If all this lunacy is to be believed, then Jews must be the most omnipotent freaking demi-god-beings ever to walk the face of the planet!
How dare we even think about rising up against them?
All the powers of every Marvel, and/or DC comic villain wrapped up in one nice neat package?
We are freaking DOOMED!