So I have done my research and I think I have worked out what is wrong with Americans.
In a country that prides itself on being (wrongly) 'The Land of the Free', in 2 of the strongest anti-vaxx, anti-mask & anti-gov intervention in there lives states they have the following laws :
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In Texas, even possession of a sex toy is regulated
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High court lets Alabama sex-toy ban stand
In 1973 Texas passed a law that makes it illegal to own more than 6 sex toys.
"The law also labels
the sex toy as an "obscene device" and declares it a crime if someone "possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same."
BUT
It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes.
(Law enforcement purposes? I am sure I will be sorry I asked)
Not to be outdone, in Alabama they passed the Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act of 1998, which makes it illegal to own any sex toys. The law carries the following penalties:
' Up to a year in jail and a $10,000 fine for a first offense. A second offense carries a prison sentence of one to 10 years. '.
This, in a country where they can own an unlimited amount of automatic weapons.
These guys just need to get laid properly because they can't do it themselves.