Dudes... (and lesbians)

[K E]

The El Masri thread got me thinking. What has your missus done to piss you off?

We have 9,865,365 pillo...sorry "cushions" on the bed but God help me if I use one as a pillow.

When she talks to me while playing xbox. Or playstation.

 

[Indiandog]

the big one which pisses me off is " you never appreciate me"

how many head jobs you want woman?

 

[Legend23]

Ke bro. you have started a thread very similar to this in the past and from memory your first post was about those pillo.. Sorry cushions Lol

Still no joy on that one brother

 

[K E]

Ke bro. you have started a thread very similar to this in the past and from memory your first post was about those pillo.. Sorry cushions Lol

Still no joy on that one brother

Haha did I? Knowing me, I probably did.

Yeah, they still shit me.

 

[The DoggFather]

Shouldn't the thread title be Dudes and Dykes?

 

[Wolfmother]

Lebanese

 

[The DoggFather]

Lebanese

Racist lol

 

[south of heaven]

The El Masri thread got me thinking. What has your missus done to piss you off?

We have 9,865,365 pillo...sorry "cushions" on the bed but God help me if I use one as a pillow.

When she talks to me while playing xbox. Or playstation.

The xbox shits me after I take the kids for a night walk and a skate ( just got back ) and get everyone to settle I say im goin gaming now any thing else ? No ok get my shoot on needs full concentration then " can you hold the baby while I go get a nappy ? Fukkkkkkkkkkk I could of done that 5 mins ago you dopey git .as far as others well id be here all night .
Of topic for a second a mate called me today and said I have these assassin scooters ( yeah thats their real name ) lets run em of road so we ducked of into the national park was fukking top shit and we have now started our scooter outlaw club and its name .........
The christ punchers

 

[Legend23]

Haha did I? Knowing me, I probably did.

Yeah, they still shit me.

I'm trying to find it and bump it no luck got nfi what the thread was called ill get it but.

 

[The DoggFather]

The xbox shits me after I take the kids for a night walk and a skate ( just got back ) and get everyone to settle I say im goin gaming now any thing else ? No ok get my shoot on needs full concentration then " can you hold the baby while I go get a nappy ? Fukkkkkkkkkkk I could of done that 5 mins ago you dopey git .as far as others well id be here all night .
Of topic for a second a mate called me today and said I have these assassin scooters ( yeah thats their real name ) lets run em of road so we ducked of into the national park was fukking top shit and we have now started our scooter outlaw club and its name .........
The christ punchers

Why? Was the Devil's Pals taken?

 

[K E]

The xbox shits me after I take the kids for a night walk and a skate ( just got back ) and get everyone to settle I say im goin gaming now any thing else ? No ok get my shoot on needs full concentration then " can you hold the baby while I go get a nappy ? Fukkkkkkkkkkk I could of done that 5 mins ago you dopey git .as far as others well id be here all night .
Of topic for a second a mate called me today and said I have these assassin scooters ( yeah thats their real name ) lets run em of road so we ducked of into the national park was fukking top shit and we have now started our scooter outlaw club and its name .........
The christ punchers

That name sucks. You should be called The Devil's Pals.

I'm trying to find it and bump it no luck got nfi what the thread was called ill get it but.

Haha. Wish I could help you. But you're right. It was an excuse to vent about the pillows. Kinda like this one.

 

[The DoggFather]

PS i just swept the Circle of Death.

 

[EXPLORER]

She annoys me on a daily basis when she refuses sex first thing in the morning, then again at night,

 

[K E]

PS i just swept the Circle of Death.

Assassin, I killed my pencil.

 

[Wolfmother]

Racist lol

:doh: Lol you know what I meant tbough

 

[Wolfmother]

PS i just swept the Circle of Death.

What's the circle of death?

 

[K E]

What's the circle of death?

It's where you fight chopper to chopper.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Actually there isn't much she does to annoy me ..

Shouldn't the thread title be Dudes and Dykes?

Dudes and Dildos?

 

[K E]

Actually there isn't much she does to annoy me ..

Lies! Women are very annoying. Not just ones you're married to. All females are annoying one way or another. Haha.

 

[The DoggFather]

Assassin, I killed my pencil.

I "broke" him.

PS when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank.